Author Notes: I'm not sorry for writing this. I actually wrote this as a challenge for a friend and hated every minute of it. But now that I've written them, this pairing kinda grew on me. I hope you enjoy it

Warning: contains SNU SNU so YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. A lot of kinks! A lot! Where do i begin. Maid uniforms, bondage, fingering, shadow clones, blowjobs, handjobs, spanking, slave and master...i think thats the majority of it.

Characters Involved: Hatake Kakashi and Umino Iruka

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or these two adorable guys!

Iruka tossed off his jacket rubbing his shoulders. Looking around the abandoned training ground, he shivered. With the cool stilling breeze and the sounds of wildlife everpresent, the desolate fields made him nervous. Years of being a shinobi taught him that a still night was an uneasy night. "Ready?" Kakashi's voice pulled him from his thoughts. Iruka sighed. What was he thinking? They were home and on leave. After their last missions, they'd finally gotten their days off. They usually didn't get to spend time together and he'd been hoping for a weekend of movies and maybe cuddling but here they were, training. He nodded to Kakashi extending one arm over the other. At least they were together.

Kakashi watched him, leaned against a shaded tree. His eyes followed Iruka's crisp white shirt as it crinkled and caved with every stretch. Dimples gracing Iruka's lower back lay exposed to Kakashi's leering. Kakashi resisted the urge to touch the creamy brown skin.

Tightening his hairband, Iruka raised an eyebrow. "Like what you see?"

Kakashi looked up. He must have drifted off because now Iruka only inches from his face. Iruka smiled a bit, the scar branching over his nose crinkled as he grinned. "Pay attention." he said, flicking the end of Kakashi's covered nose.

Kakashi was glad the mask covering his face shielded his heated cheeks. "Of course." he said, continuing to look over Iruka as he turned back. He craned his neck to get a better look. "You look good coming, and going."

Iruka's nose wrinkled. "Lecherous." he mumbled pulling on his uniform. Pocketing several kunais, he turned back to Kakashi. "Standard rules right?"

Kakashi looked around. "Actually," he smiled underneath his mask. "I have an idea." Even with the mask in place, Iruka could see the grin underneath it. He knew that grin. "What do you suggest."

"The victor gets to punish the loser."

Iruka snorted. Looking over Kakashi, he tensed. "You're serious?"

"Deadly." Kakashi said with a smirk.

Iruka twirled a kunai between his fingers. "I don't think that's a good idea if you're involved." he said.

"Come on," Kakashi said. "If you're so sure you'll win, why not humor me?" Iruka could hear the smirk in his voice.

Looking around, the dark haired man snorted. "Fine," he gripped his kunai harder. "But if i win, you'll be doing the dishes for the next week." Just the thought of Kakashi trying to avoid touching wet food was laughable.

Kakashi chuckled. "I don't think so. You know how pruny my hands get."

Iruka rolled his eyes. "You'd better not lose then."

Kakashi looked him over for a long second before, as if woken from a dream, he nodded. He looked into his bag pulling out a single kunai.

"Only one?"

Kakashi snickered to himself. "I only need one."

"Cocky bastard."

"You still love me." Kakashi said, readying himself.

"Just because i love you doesn't mean i'll go easy on you." Iruka said, mirroring Kakashi's stance.

Kakashi waited for Iruka to strike first. "Likewise."

They stood still together slowly fading their breath until only the sounds of the summer breeze through the tree branches held a presence. The fight came suddenly. Iruka attacked first, coming down hard against Kakashi's head. Kakashi braced himself. Iruka jumped back. Pulling a shurigan, Iruka tossed it at Kakashi's chest. Kakashi deflected them. He charging forward. He kicked out missing Iruka's head by less than a centimeter. Iruka kicked out. His foot came into contact with Kakashi's back and forcing him to stagger forward.

Kakashi hopped out of the way of another kunai, Speeding forward, he disappeared mid-step. Iruka waited, listening closely. He waited for something, any sound. Dropping low, he narrowly avoided a swipe to his head with Kakashi's kunai. "I think you cut my hair!" Iruka barked.

Kakashi laughed flipping forward to kick Iruka in the chest. He went flying. "I think your hair is the least of your worries." he said.

Iruka bashed into a nearby tree. Dazed but still fighting, He shook under the force of their kunais clashing. He pushed Kakashi back. With a final kick, he sent Kakashi soaring into a nearby tree.

Both panting, kakashi wiggled around in the tree trying to regain his balance. Kakashi shook the tree leaves from his hair. He looked down at Iruka. "You didn't need to kick so hard." he said.

Iruka rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. "Since when are you a baby?" Iruka said back. 'And since when is he so easy to beat?' Iruka thought. His eyes widened and he turned, kunai ready to strike. The kunai poised across his throat stopped him. Iruka glared at Kakashi. "That cheating." he grumbled aware of the clone poising the kunai against his throat.

Kakashi tsked. "All is fair in love and war." he said.

"Fine," Iruka grumbled. "What do you want me to do? Wash your uniforms? Oh wiat, i already do that. Get you new porn books?"

Kakashi hopped down from the tree rounding the clone holding the blade to Iruka's throat. "No, i have a better idea." he nodded to his clone and it moved the blade from Iruka's throat. the clone wrapping his arms around Iruka's forearms holding him in place.

Iruka struggled against the hold. His eyes followed Kakashi's hands as he came closer. "K-Kakashi." he said, struggling harder. he knew that look. it was worse than the grin. That was the dreaded 'You're royally screwed if you didn't do anything soon.' look.

Kakashi hummed in response. Looking up, he smiled a bit. "Stop talking." he said, pulling down his mask and gripping the front of Iruka's shirt. Pulling him forward, he crushed their lips together.

Iruka relaxed against him. He looked around. They were in a public place! What if someone walked by?! What if one of the kids walked by?! Kakashi traced his tongue over Iruka's lips and the other gave way almost immediately out of habit. Iruka felt his mind muddle as he tried to remember the argument he'd been debating a second ago. Kakashi gripped the back of his head crushing their lips further as his tongue tangled with Iruka's. He bit harshly on Iruka's lip, lapping the blood that gave way from the wound. Iruka moaned tasting the inside of Kakashi's mouth.

The sound of a belt unbuckling snapped Iruka back to reality. He pulled away, ignoring the trail of saliva still connecting them. "S-Stop." he managed. Kakashi nipped and sucked down his neck leaving purpling bruises in his wake. "Were in public." Iruka tried to reason.

Kakashi nipped a little harder, drawing a groan from Iruka. "I know." he said, gently kissing the bite in apology. "Exciting, right?"

Iruka opened his mouth to protest. Kakashi crushed their lips together again briefly. Shimmying down Iruka's pants, The other shivered as the cold air hit his exposed skin. Kakashi cupped him through his boxers. running his fingers over the material, the dark grey fabric darkened, soaked with precum. "Wow," he said giving him an experimental squeeze. "Someone's excited." Iruka groaned, sagging completely as Kakashi stroked him through his boxers. He bucked instinctually into the hand searching for more friction and Kakashi smiled. "Does it feel good?" he asked.

Iruka glared at him and Kakashi pecked his lips. "Don't make that face." he said reaching into Iruka's boxers. He pulled his boxers down the rest of the way stroking the thickness.

Iruka couldn't control the thick red blush creeping over his skin as he moaned. he bucked as Kakashi stroked him harder. They shouldn't be doing this. But the excitement was killing him. The feeling that any moment they could be caught surged through his body. Clone gone, Iruka leaned against the tree for support. He slid down the trunk when his legs could no longer hold him up. "Harder." Iruka said. Kakashi obliged increasing his speed. Iruka gasped, heat curling in his stomach.

Kakashi looked him over. The glazed over eyes, The soft pants heating his skin. He knew Iruka's release was coming fast. Pulling away, Kakashi stood tall over Iruka's form. He smiled lifting his mask and turned away from the dark haired man to pick up his stray kunai. "See you back home. I'll cook dinner." he said and left the poor hot and bothered man alone and horny.

Iruka stared at his retreating figure, shocked. Slipping his arousal back into his pants, he hurried after the evil white haired shinobi. He was going to make him pay for that.

Ooh...Kakashi's done it now. What will happen next? Stay tuned!