A/N: After a while of seeing self inserts for Fullmetal Alchemist and Mass Effect, I've decided that I would want to write my own stories. However, I thought instead of a traditional self-insert I would do a reverse self-insert. This is AuthorxEnvy, and I know some of you wouldn't like that. But Envy is my favorite character overall in ALL animes, and I have Greed in 2nd place. Who knows, maybe we'll see more of them make appearances. I haven't planned for that yet. But let's get on with the story!

This fic would be from the Manga/Anime (2009) storyline.


"bye bye...Edward Elric"

Envy left the world he was in beforehand with tears in his eyes, for he was humiliated just for being understood. And all for the reason that Envy killed himself, Truth had other plans for him.

Black...it's all that was visible to Envy. Time to wake up. You're not done just yet. Slowly white started to fade back into his vision. "Ehh...what's going on." And as soon as he finished saying that, he noticed Truth sitting in front of him, but in his preferred form. "Who are you?" Envy asked. "Oh, I'm glad you asked! I'm God, I'm the World, I'm the Universe, I'm One, I'm All, but most of all...I'm You." Truth said for the umpteenth time. "What do you want. I'm supposed to be dead. I have no real soul." mentioned Envy. "Oh...but you don't realize. All those souls in your Philosophers stone...they weren't what was keeping you alive. If you had it depleted to one soul...that was your own soul. You had a soul this whole time, you just never knew. But you aren't dying that easily, mainly as I have other plans for you. You offer more than you thought. But as you'll be killed if you showed up back in Amestris and Xing...I'm sending you to another world where alchemy doesn't exist in the form you know." "That's great! That means I can kill those humans without worrying about my death!" "But you will only have one life. And if you kill a human in cold blood, I'm killing you from here." "But that takes the fun out of what I do! There's no way I could go through like that!" "Oh but you can Envy! You just don't realize it yet! The first person you'll see knows all about you, but he cares dearly for you. Also, you will still have the ability to shapeshift, just it'll hurt more if you do. Don't kill him, as he'll help you through this new world." "Yeah yeah, just when do I go?" Right now... As a door behind Envy appeared and black hands pulled a struggling Envy through the door.


Next Chapter: Sudden Appearance

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