Yay, my first crossover! Bit of a short prologue I'm afraid, but I'll make up for it in the next chapter. XD
Note: Mortimer and Bill are mine, and no one owns The Almighty.
"Master, I'm bored!"
"Quiet, Mortimer. I've got a planet to run."
Bill, the head of making sure the Earth runs smoothly, was trying to program the week's weather in Iceland. After about two millenniums, The Almighty had got fed up of looking after his creation. Nothing was going right any more. Machines had been invented, people had started saying that his creation had been created by science. Because of this, The Almighty created two more beings, Bill and Mortimer, to look after his work while he did tiny insignificant things like draw the clouds and the snowflakes. Bill had noticed the creation of the virtual reality game 'The Sims' and he decided that an edited version of that would be the perfect way to keep a firm grasp on the world. He named his version 'Simulate'.
"Bored, bored, wedi diflasu, ennui, sin interesante," Mortimer skipped around the plain room that he and Bill inhabited, chanting the word 'bored' in all of the world's languages.
"STOP THAT!" Bill exclaimed. "Just…stop. Why don't you pick a random household and play with them on Simulate?"
"Ok, thanks!" Mortimer picked a household. "The Nabootique…that sounds like fun!"
