Interview with
THE INTERVIEWER!
All characters stuffed onto the interviewers chair interviewing the interviewer.
Artemis: So, what is it like being an interviewer and having to interview all of us?
Interviewer: It's god dam insane! It's the worst job in the universe!
Foaly: Why? We're great! And very interesting.
Interviewer: I suppose it has been pretty interesting… And I've found out a lot of dirty secrets about you guys.
Holly: Err, yeah, about that… Oh wait, I have a question. Which interview did you like best?
Interviewer: Well that depends…
Holly: On what?
Interviewer: Does that include the interview where we-
Holly: NO! No, just the normal interviews.
Artemis: Where you what?
Trouble: Yeah, I wanna know.
Foaly: Tell us! Tell us!
Interviewer: Where we had-
Holly puts her hand over the interviewer's mouth.
Holly: Where we… Had a water fight!
All other characters: Ahhhhh.
Interviewer: Well I loved that fashion discussion when you were going through your gay phase Artemis, you have such great taste!
Foaly: I know! He totally does!
Trouble: You went through a gay phase? Where was I when this happened? Oh yeah I was sleeping with-
Holly put her hind over trouble's mouth.
Holly: His wife!
Everyone else: Your wife?
Holly: Yes! His wife. Trouble is suddenly married!
Interviewer: Okay… Err… the interview with Foaly was interesting…
Artemis: I wasn't told about any interview with Foaly… Oh yeah… I was snogging-
Holly: Oh for gods sake!
Holly pulls out a gun and shoots them all with a stun dart, then mutters under her breath…
Holly: 'D'Arvit! Now im late for my special session with Queffer!
The end!