Interview with
MINERVA PARAZIDO!
Interviewer: So Minerva, what do you really think of Artemis Fowl?
Minerva: …He is so hot!
Interviewer: Err, ok. How was your first phone call with Artemis?
Minerva: Well… It was different.
Interviewer: What do you mean by that?
Minerva: Well… I've never been snogged on a phone call before…
Interviewer: Erm….. Okay… have you ever slept with artemis?
Minerva: NO!
Interviewer: Well Artemis said you have!
Minerva: No he didn't he promised not to tell! Oh darn I've just told you haven't I?
Interviewer: erm yeah….so…… was he good? Because holly said he was…
Minerva: holly is the past! He loves me now! And YES! He was fabulous. Why do you want to know, are you gay or something?
Interviewer: I'M THE INTERVIEWER, I ASK THE QUESTIONS! But no, I am not gay.
Minerva: How do I know that you're not lying?
Interviewer: Ask holly.
Minerva: OH my god you pervert!
Artemis walks into the room.
Interviewer: Artemis! Old chap! I have something to ask you…
Artemis: What? Oh, is it about that cheese because I did not use the last of it, that was Foaly. Cheese is fatty my ass.
Interviewer: Minerva, could you leave the room please?
Minerva: But its my interview! Fine then. Nobody appreciates me.
Artemis: I'll appreciate you tonight.
Minerva leaves the room happy.
Interviewer: Artemis, is Minerva good?
Artemis: Err, she's alright. Holly just feels right though.
Interviewer: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Artemis: Oh my god! You slept with my girlfriend?
Interviewer: I thought Minerva was your girlfriend?
Artemis: NO!!! I just enjoy appreciating her. Anyway gotta go, Holly just called, she's feeling unappreciated.
Artemis walked to the door and just before he closed it he turned around, giggled and said…
Artemis: call me!
The end!