Interview with BUTLER!
Interviewer: Right then Butler, I'm going to say a word, and you tell me the first thing that comes into your head… Artemis.
Butler: Safety.
Interviewer: Balloon.
Butler: What? That's got nothing to do with anything!
Interviewer: Just answer it.
Butler: Fine then. Air.
Interviewer: Foaly.
Butler: Pony.
Interviewer: Holly.
Butler: Sex. Oh my god I did not just say that! Please don't say anything to Artemis.
Interviewer: Hey dude, I cant blame you. Is she a babe or what?! Besides, you're the one who's closest to her age!
Butler: So you promise you wont tell?
Interviewer: Promise. Oh my god Artemis! Did you know that Butler fancies Holly?
Butler: Err, your saying that to me.
Interviewer: Oh. Man is this awkward. Well, I'm just gonna… pee now.
Interviewer runs out the room. Artemis comes in.
Artemis: Oh my god Butler! You fancy my girlfriend!
Butler: No, Artemis, you've got it all wrong! I don't fancy her! I just slept with her that's all.
Artemis: Oh my god! What in Frond's name were you thinking?!
Butler: Well, I sorta thought, wow, I'm gonna do it with Holly. Then I thought, oh god what would Artemis think, then-
Artemis: I didn't mean literally! You betrayed me! You big… BETRAYER! Nobody likes you!
Butler: Well, Holly seemed to-
Artemis: Shut up! You suck! Wow, I never thought I'd say that. You suck! That feels pretty good!
Butler: Yay! Artemis! You finally found your inner child! I'm so proud!
Artemis: Yeah… Speaking of inner children… Holly… is…
Holly bursts through the door.
Holly: I am… blerg… Don't say anything else Artemis, don't make me shoot you again.
Butler: Blerg?
Holly: Yes! I am now officially blerg!
Artemis: (Pretending to cry.) I'm so happy for you! Blerg!? That's so great. Come on lets go celebrate your blergness!
The end.