Author's note: Sup people crack fic no jutsu! This is a hyper cracky crack fic so flame all you want it supposed to be bad CRACK!
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Apacci was bored…
After the winter war everything had died down…
Now there was nothing to do… I suppose you could go hunt some hollows but what was the point?
"AAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM BOREEEEEDDDDDDD" Apacci groaned to no one in particular…
Then an idea popped into her head 'Waffles!'
Apacci got up and started running all over las nochas… She searched high and low for the ingredients to make waffles and after rummaging through some stuff she found what she wanted.
"YESSSSS WAFFLE BATTER JUST WHAT I NEEDED!"
"What are you doing?" Mila Rose asked.
"WAFFLES ARE NEEDED HERE! YOU COW!" Apacci said speeding off
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" Mila Rose shouted back but Apacci was already gone…
Now all she needed was to cook the waffles…
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After cooking the waffles…
'I NEED SOME SYRUP!' Appaci thought
She quickly got up and barged into Sung-Sun's room
"What are you even doing here? And why did you break my door?" Sung-Sun bluntly asked.
"I HAVE THE SYRUP!" Apacci sped off without another word.
After putting the syrup on the waffles she decided she needed ice cream.
Luckily she had ice cream with her and so after stabbing the container multiple times she finally opened the ice cream box. Placing a scoop of ice cream on the waffle see stood backand admired the holy waffle. Indeed the waffle was glowing and hovering.
"AHEM!" Apacci turned to see Mila and Sung-Sun starting at her.
'Oh shit!' Apacci quickly grabbed her waffles and high tailed it out of there.
AND SO APACCI ATE HER WAFFLES!
Leaving Mila and Sung-Sun questioning Apacci's sanity
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Author's note: FLAME ALL YOU WANT! CRACK FIC I AM HIGH GTFO! YAY!