DISCLAIMER: I do not own Pokemon. Cover image is from a scene in the anime.
We are the seviper.
Battle scars coat our scaly hides.
Poison drips from our fangs.
We're not afraid to stab our tails
Into you creatures so weak and frail.
We are the zangoose.
We may not have poison, but we do have claws
That hit harder than your worthless fangs.
We're not only faster, but stronger than you
And can take you on anytime. It's true.
Silence!We'll coil around you...We'll grind you to powder!
We'll make you scream, louder and louder
Until you become so starved of breath
You'll meet your wondrous so-deserved deaths!
Pah! You seviper, all bark and no bite.
We'll make you succumb to our unfathomable might!
With claws of steel, we'll wage a war
And reign over your kind forevermore.
Believe in your delusions, if you wish
We'll slice and tear and gut you like fish!
You'll never conquer a species so strong.
Your forked tongues hold nothing but lies.
Even the smallest of the smallest of flies
Hold more power than you serpentine scum.
We'll see how mouthy you zangoose will be
When our venom drains you of your life energy.
We'll see how strong you seviper think you are
When our mighty claws leave deep, sore scars.
We are the seviper.
We are the zangoose.
Bring it on.