The Demise of Will Turner
"Dear goodness, you look like a fish!" exclaimed Will Turner.
He then fell over from puzzlement.
DEATH!
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Will Turner was wandering through a field of pansies.
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And they all looked like him.
DEATH!
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Will Turner swallowed his retainer.
DEATH!
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Will Turner saw his future self. With really short hair.
DEATH!
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Elizabeth grew a mullet. Will Turner screamed.
DEATH!
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Will Turner ran out of moisturizer.
DEATH!
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Will Turner missed the X Factor.
DEATH!
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Will Turner found out his real name was Michael.
DEATH!
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Will Turner discovered he has actually fallen in love with Katy.
DEATH!
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Will Turner found about global warming
DEATH!
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Will Turner snagged his tights.
DEATH!
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Will Turner is NOT America's Next Top Model.
DEATH!
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Will Turner received a prank call.
DEATH!
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Will Turner saw a man eating a turnip
…
And the turnip looked like him
DEATH!
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Will Turner found out he had a back double.
DEATH!
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Will Turner forgets to "vote Obama".
DEATH!
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Will Turner spills his tea
DEATH!
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Will Turner accidentally shaved off his beard.
DEATH!
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Will Turner's ponytail got chopped off.
DEATH!
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Will Turner read "The Demise of Will Turner"
DEATH!
The End