20 Things about Sarutobi Sasuke
1. Sasuke first heard of the legendary shinobi, Fuma Kotaro, from his great-great grandfather(who was surprising still alive back then) when he was three. That was when the first signs of fanboy-ism showed up.
2. He killed a man for the first time when he was nine. Part of it was Sasuke's own fault of being a prodigy of his clan while another part of it went to the pushing the elders did. Majority of the fault went to his own father.
3. Sasuke fell in love easily. He learned to hide it just as easily over time.
4. Kasuga was the first person he fell in love with. Kasuga was also the first person to break his heart, though she certainly wasn't the last.
5. The overly large shuriken he wielded had belonged to his mother, a person who gave every bit of love she had to him before passing on.
6. He got hired by Takeda when he was sixteen. By then, his hands were already stained red with the blood of hundreds of men.
7. Sanada Yukimura was practically an unstoppable force, Sasuke decided as he dearly hoped that his ears would still work after shouting match(Oyakata-sama! Yukimura! OYAKATA-SAMA! YUKIMURA! OYAKATA-SAMA! YUKIMURA!) between Shingen and the tiny seven-year-old.
8. Sasuke could do a lot of things. He would do most of them for the right price. But not even all the money in the world would get him to explain the wonders of puberty and sex to Sanada Yukimura.
He'll leave that to Oyakata-sama, thank you very much.
9. The first time Sasuke threatened to collapse from laughter was when one of the local geisha decided to flirt with the naïve dunderhead called Sanada Yukimura who, predictably, didn't understand what was happening. He actually did collapse, stomach aching with laughter, when the geisha got impatient and promptly did a through grope of Yukimura's butt. Who flushed a shade of red brighter than his jacket.
10. Only one person knew of his strong... admiration for Fuma Kotaro. Maeda Keiji was a funny guy when he wasn't smirking at him.
11. Sasuke didn't like the One-Eyed Dragon very much. Luckily, he learned to hide his dislike over time as well.
12. Sometimes, just sometimes, he wondered what the War God of Echigo had to melt Kasuga. Kasuga, while not one of the best, had talent with her kunai and a future in front of her. She wasn't stupid either. So why did she turn her back on the village that had raised her for a man she didn't know that well?
13. Sasuke found out about yaoi accidentally when she stumbled across some hand-drawn, hard-core, doujinshis of himself and other men in the rooms of a few female kunoichi under his command.
He couldn't tell who was more embarrassed: himself or the kunoichi who figured out what happened.
He, didn't, couldn't meet Yukimura's eyes for days after that.
15. Sasuke felt like fainting when Yukimura hesitantly asked what he-, a person was supposed to do after sleeping with Masa-, the person's rival.
He spat out the tea he was drinking instead.
16. Drinking his guts out was a perfectly acceptable pastime, Sasuke deemed, after his charge of fifteen years asked him how to top a dragon during sex.
17. Sasuke swore that he would plunge a shuriken into Date Masamune face when he came to Kai next time.
18. He ended up restraining his kunoichi from peeking on Yukimura and Date when they did it.
19. Katakura Kojuro was a fantastic buddy for complaining, Sasuke found out. Perhaps it was to be expected, what with the man having a problem child of his own.
20. Sometimes Sasuke despaired of ever accepting the job offer for the Takeda army. But then again, he would have become way too bored if he hadn't.
I wonder if anybody noticed that there isn't a #14...
Also, is kunoichi the same in plural form?
Kind of weak ending.