Zeena's Farting Problem
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I won't lie. I'm not really hyped for Sonic Lost World. There's not enough references to the 1925 movie based on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's 1912 novel. And not enough Jeff Goldblum.
Sonic The Hedgehog was on the run from the weird green alien chick, Zeena, of the Deadly Six, the two of them playing a game of cat and mouse in Seaside Hill.
"What's wrong, Zeena? Are you too slow?" Sonic taunted as he stuck his tongue out at Zeena, going around the orange checkerboard loops.
Zeena growled as she tried clawing Sonic. "Oh, shut up, you nasty little pincushion! I will crush you!"
Suddenly, Zeena suddenly stopped, feeling a bit weak as she groaned, placing both of her hands on her stomach.
Sonic stopped as he folded his arms together, tapping his right foot. "Hey, why did you stop? What's wrong?"
Zeena's stomach grumbled loudly as Zeena fell to her knees, with Sonic approaching her as he placed his hands on his hips, shaking his head.
"Girl, come on. You're boring me." Sonic commented as he shook his right hand. "Not even Silver was this much of a bore."
Zeena growled as she glanced up at Sonic. "You know, I'm not exactly enjoying this either!"
As Sonic extended a hand, Zeena farted loudly, her eyes widening as Sonic smirked, shaking his head as he began laughing.
"Oh boy, you got the farting problem!" Sonic pinpointed as he laughed, taking enjoyment in this. "I don't know if you're going to be as gassy as the other girls, or even worse!"
Zeena snapped back at Sonic. "Grr, quiet! I won't let this sudden outburst from my butt hinder my progress of tearing you apart!" As she grabbed Sonic with both of her hands and prepared to rip him apart, she farted again, glancing at her butt as she hissed at it. "Stop producing that loud rubbish! You're distracting me!"
"...You're arguing with your own butt?" Sonic laughed as he escaped Zeena's grasp. "Man, you are the gift that keeps on giving!"
As Zeena dashed after Sonic again, Sonic performed a homing attack, knocking Zeena on her back as her legs were in the air. Sonic smiled as he folded his arms, with Zeena letting out another loud fart as she growled in annoyance.