On an alien spaceship 200 lightyears from Earth, a blue girl with short hair, a royal blue dress, and a lapis lazuli in the shape of a water droplet on her back sprinted down a corridor. "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE THE INTRUDER!" A robotic voice boomed a few feet behind her. Lapis Lazuli quickly pulled a cell phone from her pocket. It had been given to her in case of an emergency. She dialed a number and held the phone to her ear.
On a different spaceship twenty five thousand years in the future, a boy with orange skin, dark orange hair, an orange hoodie with a baby blue star on the back with a six-faceted topaz in the center, an orange bowtie, and a fez stepped into a large cylindrical room, holding a long rod with a blue light at the end. It kind of resembled an eye stalk. He walked to the center of the massive, dark room he was in ad said, "Fear not! I come in peace! Identify yourselves by species and planet of origin!" A minute after he said this, hundreds of blue lights appeared in the darkness. He soon heard the words, "EXTERMINATE THE INTRUDER!" The words came from the owners of the blue lights, small metal beings that looked similar to tanks. Their eye stalks were identical to the broken one Topaz held. A look of slight fear on his face, he tapped a button on the earpiece in his ear. "Handles! Get me out of here!" He yelled. The tanks began to shoot at him with high-powered lasers. Soon, Topaz was engulfed in a blue light, and disappeared.
When Topaz opened his eyes, he was back in the TARDIS. He looked around to see the same bookshelves, chalkboards, hexagonal pattern on the walls, the roundles on the walls, hexagonal console, and metallic head attached to it. He walked over to the head, glaring at it. "When I said 'put me on any ship', I did not mean a Dalek ship!" Topaz said. "Don't put me on a Dalek ship when I'm holding a broken Dalek eye stalk!" He hit the cyberman head with the eye stalk, yelling as he did so. He pulled the head off of the rod it was connected to. "When I found you broken in the cargo hold," Topaz said. "I fixed you so you'd be helpful, not useless!" "You did not indicate a preference." Handles said. "That doesn't mean you should ignore your common sense!" Topaz responded. "Honestly, you don't have many options other than 'use your head', so why can't you do that much for me?" The TARDIS phone on the console started to ring. Topaz rushed to the phone and picked it up. "Hello? This is the TARDIS." Topaz said. "Help me!" A girl voice screamed from the other end of the call. "Lapis?" He asked. "You alright? I thought you were trying to find information on where to find the Gems and the Doctor in 2076." "I was captured by Daleks and now they're chasing me!" Lapis responded. Topaz didn't hear, though. He had dropped the phone because a new ship appeared on the monitor. He picked the phone back up. "Sorry, didn't hear that." He said. "Gotta go!" He hung up the phone before Lapis could start cursing at him. He then landed the TARDIS on the new ship and grabbed Handles, who he'd set on the floor to answer the phone. Topaz stepped out of the TARDIS. "I bring this cyberman head as a peace offering and a sign of courage." He said, walking into a large room. "Now, who can tell me the location of the Doct-" Topaz looked around and saw dozens of cybermen in chambers. They awoke and stepped out of the chambers. They all looked at Topaz. "Intruder. Intruder. Upgrade. Upgrade." They said. Topaz ran back to the TARDIS, drop-kicking Handles through the doors and following close behind. When Topaz was back in the box, the phone began to ring again. He kept flying the TARDIS away from the ship firing at him, and picked up the phone with his free hand. "Hello?!" He yelled, beginning to panic. He didn't do well under pressure. "I'm being chased by Daleks!" Lapis yelled on the other end of the line. "I'm being shot at by cybermen!" Topaz retorted. "Can't we do both?!" Lapis asked. "Uhh... Sure! Why not?" Topaz said, locking on to Lapis's phone's location.
Lapis reached a dead end. There was nowhere to go. She turned around to see the Daleks. "EXTERMINATE INTRUDER!" They said. Lapis closed her eyes, bracing herself for a painful death. Then, she heard the sound. That sweet, sweet sound that she kept forgetting how much she loved. The sound of the TARDIS landing. The entire console room materialized around her. She turned around to see Topaz grinning widely. She ran over and hugged him. He was a bit surprised. "Calm down." He said. "I've saved you from worse." "I know." Lapis said. "Just wanted to see if you'd be so surprised that your bowtie would pop off." "Shut up." Topaz said, smiling and returning the hug. There were yells from outside the door. The two broke the hug, and Topaz walked to the doors, opening them. "Can I help you, gentlemen?" He asked the Daleks. "Or ladies? I don't know how gender works with you." "YOU ARE THE NEW DOCTOR!" The blue Paradigm Dalek at the front yelled. "YOU MUST BE EXTERMINATED!" Topaz pulled out a strange device with a blue bulb on the end and pointed it at the Dalek. "Don't mess with me, sweetheart." He said threateningly. "A SONIC PROBE?" The Dalek said. Topaz was annoyed. "Okay, really?" He asked. "We've been over this. Screwdriver. It's a screwdiver." "IT IS-" "'Harmless'. Yeah, yeah." Topaz said. "I've heard this before. Anyways, it doesn't kill, doesn't wound, doesn't maim. Blah, blah, blah. You know the drill." Just as Topaz was about to disable their weapons with the sonic screwdriver, a Dalek shot it. The now ruined screwdriver sparked and smoked in Topaz's hand. "I've been meaning to get a new one, anyways." Topaz said. "This one's pretty small." He then shut the TARDIS doors and took off. While he was taking off, though, a Dalek got past the forcefield that prevented them from shooting at Topaz, and shot the TARDIS.
The console room shook violently. "What was that?" Lapis asked, worried. Topaz looked at the monitor. "A Dalek actually managed to shoot us before we were completely dematerialized." He said. "And now we're gonna crash." He smiled. "Luckily, we're gonna crash at the location I set it to." He added. The room shook violently again, showers of sparks raining from the walls. "Geronimo!" Topaz yelled as they plummeted to Earth.