As The Sap Falls Down

Today I found a
Great parking space
Beneath a shade tree
To keep my car cool
And as I turned
You cut in front
And stole the space

But when you got back
To your cool car
You noticed something
You didn't think of
Speckling your car:
Globs of tree sap
And more bird crap

Cleaning up tree sap
Makes you scrub all day
Until the mess is gone
And the paint is stripped away
All because you parked in the shade
Where the sap falls down

Falling.
Sap s falling,
Splat on your car

I'll paint your car a new tone
I'll even air up the tires
Though I don't know your name
I know you'll pay me
Big bucks some day
Since you steal a-all
Of the cool shade

Cleaning up bird crap
Makes you scrub all day
Until the mess is gone
And paint is stripped away
All because you parked in the shade
Where the crap falls down

Falling
As the sap falls down
Falling
As the crap falls down
Falling
Falling
Falling
Splat on your car
As the sap falls down
Falling
Falling
Falling
Falling
On your cool car
As the crap falls down
You steal all the shade
In the everglade
Falling
As the sap falls down
Falling
On your cool car
As the crap falls down
Falling
Falling
Splat on your car
As the sap falls down