Obviously I do not own wicked that would be pretty awesome, so I just wrote this little song fic about our story.
The three friends were sitting in
Alice's room where they often find themselves on days like this. "I'm so borded" said Em flipping over on Alice's bed so her
head was hanging just off of it. "I know Em I know, theres just
nothing to do." Bella said adjusting her position in the bright
furry pink chair she found herself sitting in. "How about the
Mall?" Alice asked from the computer chair . "NO!" Em and Bella
yelled in unison knowing the consequences if they agreed. "Okay
fine" Alice pouted "Oh now I have a great idea!" the tiny girl
said standing upand walking over to Bella, who started backing away
into the corner. "I know that look Al and the answer is no.,"
she said cowering behind her scrawny hands. With very little
struggle Alice pulled Bella to her feet and drug her over to the hair
salon chair that Bella often found herself in most of the time
unwillingly. "Please no Ally, Em help, please." "Sorry Bells
this kinda looks like fun on my end that is" "Thank you Em"
Alice said nodding to her, "but bella I will make this fun for you"
"define fun." "Bella- now that we're
friends, I've decided to make you my new project" "you
reeaaaally don't have to do that" "I know. That's what makes me
so nice!" Em coughed at Alice's last
comment receiving a glare from the pixie wanna-be. "Whenever
I see someone less fortunate than I And let's face it - who isn't
Less fortunate than I? My tender heart Tends to start to bleed"
"What 'Tender heart' Alice you have no
Heart!" Bella yelled as Alice took a piece of her hair and threw it
in a bobby pin. "And when someone needs a
makeover I simply have to take over I know I know exactly what they
need And even in your case Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to
face" Bella's face turned bright red but
not in embarrassment, in rage pure hatred for this bottle blonde's
idea. "Don't worry - I'm determined to
succeed Follow my lead and yes, indeed you will be: Popular! You're
gonna be popular! I'll teach you the proper ploys When you talk to
boys Little ways to flirt and flounce"
Alice then turned and did a Marilyn Monroe pose that Bella was sure
if she even thought about attempting she would fail miserably. "I'll
show you what shoes to wear How to fix your hair everything that
really counts
to be popular" "Alice I
think your going about this the wrong way" Em said leaving her spot
on the bed to join Alice's side. She looked at Bella whose hair
was in a tight bun on the top of her head and dark blush on her pale
cheeks. "I thought you were neutral Em!" Bella protested, "I
said it would be funny nothing about me being neutral" "What do
you know anything about being popular" Alice snorted back, which
caused Emmette to put her hands on her hips "I think I know a thing
or two about it I mean hello I'm Emmette Emmerson you know" "And
I'm Alice Hastlings, so what?" "You'll see" Em said taking
the bobby pins out of Bella's hair causing the bun to fall, she
then grabbed the straightener and started running it through Bella's
hair. "I'll help you be popular! You'll
hang with the right cohorts You'll be good at sports"
Em took the straightener she was holding and sung it like a baseball
bat "Know the slang you've got to know So
let's start
'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go: Don't be
offended by my frank analysis
Think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a Sister and adviser" Alice
then pushed Em out of the way "no no no no no your doing it all
wrong" "How?" "Popularity isn't about that for of barbaric
behavior" Em gave Alice a glare "what did you said?" "You
heard me" Em rolled her eyes "I'm taking over again" Alice
said looking at Bella whose hair was now straight and in a ponytail,
she took Bella over to the closet and pulled out numerous articles of
clothing. "There's nobody wiser Not when it
comes to popular -I know about popular And with an assist from me To
be who you'll bee Instead of dreary who-you-were: are: There's
nothing that can stop you From becoming popu- Ler: lar:"
Alice said recovering from almost getting killed by Bella "You know
Em your hairstyle in not that
bad, I bet if we collaborated Bella will looker pretty awesome"
"I'm flattered Alice, sure let's do this" they both
high-fived each other and looked at Bella who had gone paler than
usual. "La la la la we're gonna make you
popular" the two girls grabbed each other
and started sashaying around the brightly colored room until they did
a complete circle back to Bella. "When I
see depressing creatures with unprepossessing features I remind them
on their own behalf to think of celebrated heads of state or
Specially great communicators Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me laugh! They were popular!" Alice
sung "Please" Em
snorted, and when she did Alice shot her a glare "It's
all about popular! It's not about aptitude It's the way you're
viewed" Alice glared again at Em. "So
it's very shrewd to be Very very popular like me!" Em
coughed. "Wow Bells you look-" "Hot!" Alice yelled cutting
off Em. The last comment cause Bella to blush, but as the two
turnined the chair around to face the mirror Bella understood why
they said that. Her chestnut hair was straightened and put into a
loose pony tail with pieces of hair hanging out he makeup was light
but enough to stand out on her pale Irish skin and she was dressed in
a jean skirt with white leggings and a green tank top layered on top
of a white tank top. "Wow you two do make a good team" Bella
said in astonishment "Yea, I guess" Alice said refusing to
believe it "if I was solo it would look so much more-" "Girly!"
Em said. " I like it Em, you control Alice's need for attacking
me with bright colors and Al, you just give it an edgy style." "Your right" the two said together. "Oh we aren't done our
song yet" Alice said "Your right" "You're
welcome! And though you protest Your disinterest I know
clandestinely" Alice sung "You're
gonna grin and bear it Your new found popularity" Em
chanted. "La la la la You'll be popular-"The
two sashayed around again until Alice broke away and threw Em into
the bed and stood on the computer chair as it spun around "Just
not as quite as popular as me!" Em got up
and looked at Bella who was giving Em an identical mischievous look,
they creped over to the spinning Alice and pushed her off. "Ok
guys let's promise this moment never happened, us singing at the
top of our lungs looking like idiots" Em said. "Yeah I think that
will Be for the Better" Bella said. "No more Wicked
songs please" Alice yelled covering her ears which made all three
girls laugh.
