Sleepover

This is my attempt at a humor story. Sorry if I fail at humor, I just wondered what it would be like if Sasuke had a sleepover so I wrote this.

This is going to be a long night, Sasuke thought as he opened his front door to show Naruto and Sakura. "Come on Sakura, let's go up to my room," Karin said, leading the pinkette up the stairs. Naruto walked in and Sasuke closed the door behind him. How I ever let them talk me into this, I'll never know, Sasuke thought.

_ Flashback _

"Hey Sasuke, don't you thing we should have a sleepover?" Naruto asked.

"No," Sasuke answered him emotionlessly.

"Awww, come on! Why not? It would just be me, Sakura-chan, and your new team," Naruto pleaded.

"No," Sasuke said more sternly this time. No way was he going to have a sleepover, especially not with girls around.

"But Sas- NO!" he shouted interrupting Naruto.

"Why not then?" Naruto said making a pouty face.

"There is no way I'm having a sleepover; especially not with two crazed fan-girls," he said.

"Pft, they'd be having their own sleepover. It'd really be just me, you, Suigetsu, and Jugo," Naruto convinced.

"Fine," Sasuke agreed grudgingly.

_ flashback end _

Boys

"Come on Sasuke, smile!" Naruto shouted as he threw his bag on the floor.

"No," Sasuke said. Naruto gave him that pouty face, again.

"What's Jugo making?" Naruto asked turning to Suigetsu.

"Pizza," he answered.

"Yes!" Naruto shouted. Sasuke could already feel a headache coming on. "What are we doing first Sasuke?" Naruto asked.

"Waiting for Jugo," he answered.

"What about after that?"

"Just wait."

"Tell me."

"I don't know yet."

"Fine," Naruto finally said. Sasuke picked up the remote and turned on the TV.

"Did you get a movie?" Naruto asked.

"No," Sasuke answered.

"Do you have movies?"

"Yes."

"What are they?"

"You'll see," Sasuke stated. Suigetsu smirked at that. Just wait until he sees what kind of movies Sasuke likes, he thought.

"Pizza's ready," Jugo said coming out with the food.

Girls

"Isn't Sasuke soooo hot?" Karin asked.

"I know, right?" Sakura replied.

"Just so you know, he's mine!" Karin assured.

"No! Sasuke is mine!"

"Mine!

"MINE!"

"SASUKE IS MINE!"

The two girls began to try and punch each other in the face.

Boys

"I'll go and see if the girls want any pizza," Jugo said, walking towards the staircase.

"I know what you're up to," Naruto stated, grabbing Jugo's arm.

"What?" he asked confused.

"Naruto thinks you want to go look at the girls," Suigetsu explained to the giant.

"Why would I want that?" he asked.

"Why wouldn't you?" Naruto countered.

"Then you bring them the food," Jugo said, handing Naruto the plate.

"Ok," he said happily, walking up the stairs smiling. He walked up to Karin's door and opened it. "Hey, Saku-"he paused with his eyes wide at the destruction they made.

"Naruto, did you come up here to look at us?" Sakura said turning to face him.

"Umm-uhh well," he stammered.

She and Karin both walked towards him, rolling up their sleeves.

"NARUTO!" Sakura shouted as her and Karin punched him.

"I guess a window there would be nice," Karin stated, inspecting the new hole in her room.

"Let's clean this place up," Sakura said kindly.

"Ok," Karin said as they began the job.