The Scott Summers Files
Genre: Humor
Rating: K+
Characters: Cyclops/Scott S. and Rogue/Anna Marie
After watching the X-Files one too many times, Scott instantly thinks he's Agent Mulder and believes Rogue is Agent Scully, and the X-Men are at the center of the comedic chaos once more. And it gets more exciting when Scott does Dragonball Z again, much to Jean's annoyance
"Who recorded "The X-Files" over "Days of our Lives"?!" Kitty roared. "One guess." Jean moaned as she directed Kitty to the garden area to see Scott dressed as Agent Mulder and Rogue dressed as Agent Scully. "Why is Rogue's hair dyed red?" Kitty asked curiously. "I haven't the slightest idea." Jean replied. "Hey Scully, I found something." Scott hollered as he stood over a hole he dug up in the flowerbed section. "What is it Mulder? The JFK conspiracy files?" Rogue asked hopefully. "Rogue and Scott playing as fictional TV characters. Now I've seen everything." Bobby said in awe before rushing over. "Iceman! Get back here, you goof!" Jean yelled. Scott looked up and saw Bobby's costume. "What do you want this time, Krycek?" He groaned. "Mulder, I know we've had our differences, but I just wanna say…I was framed. I didn't kill your father." Bobby said calmly. "Then who did?" Scott asked responsively. "The Cigarette Smoking-Man! Right there! He did it!" Rogue screamed pointing at Mister Sinister dressed in costume. "Greetings, Mulder. It is indeed a pleasure to see you." Sinister grinned. "Cut the shishkabob, pal. You're a murderer and a terrorist. Kamehamehema!" Scott screamed as he flipped off his Mulder suit and revealed his Goku outfit. "Uh Jean, you might wanna see this…" Kitty asked as she pointed Jean to Scott. "Not again…" Jean groaned before fainting and landing on top of Wolverine. "Ugh! Jean, get off me! Oh my gosh, I gotta get my Vegeta costume!" Logan screamed as he raced off. "Ooh! I gotta get my Piccolo outfit!" Bobby said before racing off too. "Have no fear, Android 18 is here!" Tabitha shouted heroically as she made a nose-dive landing. "18! Nice to see you!" Scott said. "You may need this." Tabitha smiled as she placed Scott's Super Saiyan hair wig on him. "Hey Kakarot!" Logan screamed as he barged in. "This one's mine!" Tabitha ordered as she aimed her Destructo Disc at Sinister. "What in the…" He replied but was blown off the ground by the disc and crash-landed into the outhouse. "My turn." Logan grunted as he placed his hands forward. "Galick Gun!" He screamed as he blasted the outhouse into smithereens. "Once again, Earth is safe thanks to us!" Scott said proudly. "Why can't they do Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles instead?" Jean moaned before passing out again.
I do not own X-Men: Evolution, the X-Files, Dragonball Z and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles