So, this is my story. My name is Roy. This stupid continent is called Elibe. Shit was happening, and a neighboring country called Bern was being a dick. My pa called me over from Ostia where I was studying, the old geezer.
Anyway, I was on my way back home, Pherae, because the old man said he was being jumped by some bandits. So I went over there as quickly as possible.
"Yo, my dude!" A green haired jackass said.
"Huh? What's good?" Roy said.
"Bro, we are in a battle." The green haired jackass said.
"Aw for real? Damn, I think I spaced out for a second. What is this shitty place called again?" Roy asked.
"Bro, this is your home. Pherae. Why you gotta say it like that?" Green said.
"Oh. My bad, bro." Roy said.
"Hey! You two! Yeah, you two scrawny asses!" A hairy man said.
"Huh? Oh, wassup?" Roy said.
"Imma kill you!" The hairy dude said.
"Nah, B. I got you in my scope!" Red man said.
Red man killed him with a random weeaboo weapon.
"No, ah! Damn! Regret... Clawing at my mind..." Hairy man said.
"Ok. Wait... This is a castle?" Roy asked.
"Oh! My homies! Sup blood?" A chick with blue hair asked.
"Blood? What do mean? I'm a Crip, Blood." Roy said.
"Roy, I raised you as a Blood. We have red hair." Eliwood said.
"Yo, pops. What's happenin?"
"My offspring, I need you to lead our army, even though you're only 15, I trust you." Eliwood said.
"Alright. Am I taking this scrawny bitch with me?" Roy asked.
"Nah, she's going to Ostia." Eliwood said.
"What, for real? This dude..." Lilina said, annoyed.
"Yo, hit me up!" Roy told her.
"Shut up and get your scrawny ass outta here!" Eliwood said.
"Arright, later pops. Wait, where am I going?"
"Some wack place called Araphen. Now leave."
"Arright homie." Roy said. Running away while flicking off Eliwood.
Off I was, to Araphen because my pa said something about joining up with some badass named Hector with a killer beard. Anyway, he was the leader of some Army called the 'Lycia Alliance'. I was supposed to have our army join up with his. To Araphen!
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A/N: Just the intro to something stupid AF. Chapters should be coming regularly. You know why.
UNTIL NEXT TIME