Yo! This is my first story so I'm aiming for mediocre at most. I don't own Naruto. I did once think of going to Kishimoto-sama's and challenge him to a duel, but you know… troublesome.

The sun was rising over Konoha, gently coating the leaf village in a soft glow. The normal sounds of the village were heard; the chirping of the birds, the smell of the breakfast cooking, and the pounding of a post.

Yes, everybody's favorite youthful chûnin, Rock Lee, was training at sunrise. He was currently destroying the third training post of the day.

"5988, 5989, 599-" The post, as it could not take another hit, exploded into dust with a small poof. Lee of course would usually stop here, but he turns towards a fourth post. "Oh someone added a fourth post, YOSH!" Lee pulls his fist back and swings at the post.

BAAAMMM!

An explosion shocked the landscape leaving a smoking crater, with a dumbfounded Lee. The, now, black spandex wearing ninja blinked his bushy brows and coughed.

In some nearby bushes a certain orange clad ninja jumped toward Konoha, closely followed by certain dog-using ninja and his companion. "Kiba, finally this prank contest will decide who gets to ask Hinata to the annual Konoha Ninja Dance Party with ramen!"

"There was nothing on the flyer about ramen, baka!"

"Dog breath!"

"Ramen-addict"

"Flea-bag"

"Orange freak!"

As the two ninjas continue to argue, Gai arrives on the scene in his special green pajamas and nightcap.

"Lee, what happened to my youthful student?"

"Gai-sensei, I mastered a new youthful move; the 'Explosion of Youth'!"

"Amazing my youthful student!"

"GAI-SENSEI"

"LEE"

"GAI-SENSEI"

"LEE"

Somehow a sunset and beach appeared in the background as they hugged, at sunrise. (Weird huh?)

The cloud passed by without a sound. It was peaceful and it didn't trouble anyone as it made its movements over the pineapple pony tailed ninja. Ino had been arrested for being too troublesome and loud a week earlier, along with Naruto, Kiba, Sakura, and everybody else who was troublesome.

That was the day his rules of life applied to everybody. No one could be loud, annoying, or troublesome. Life was perfect.

Another cloud floated overhead with never troublesome speed. It was perf-

An explosion rocked the place and awoke the resident lazy genius of Konoha. Someone had done something… troublesome. Shikamaru sighed at the fact he could not go back to sleep and sat up in his bed.

Shikamaru looked at the window and saw the sun rising over Konoha. He stared at it in wonder. 'So this must be one of those sunrises Ino was talking about. Its so…, troublesome.'

Kakashi was walking to a dango shop for breakfast because, well, he was hungry. Off in some nearby shadows Naruto was grinning ready to see his prank in action. Kakashi walked closer and closer to the area of the prank.

"Just a little more, come on, here it comes!"

Kakashi slowed to a stop, sensing something off, and looked around. 'Hmm, Naruto is those shadows…, what is he planning.' Glancing around he saw sand on the pavement. 'How stupid does he think I am?'

Kakashi sighed deciding he would have to help Naruto on his trap setting skills later. He took one step to the right and continued on. Naruto sliced a wire that released two gifts for Kakashi. 'Yes, Kakashi-sensei keep walking.'

Kakashi looked up and saw an anvil falling out of nowhere. Kakashi took a step to the left to avoid the anvil. 'What the heck, Naruto, have you been taking lessons from the willy coyote?'

Then he noticed a cat, the same cat that had tormented his team and all the other genin teams at least twenty times a week. Now this would have not been odd except it was coming straight at him at bullet speed, screaming like a banshee. "Oof"

Kakashi fell back and into the sand, causing it to open, making him fall into the pit with the cat screeching and clawing.

"Aaaaaahhhh! Nooo, stop scratching me! NARUTO!"

Naruto ran from scene, quickly, seeing as he did not want die at moment.

Shikamaru had walked outside to find a good place to go cloud watching. But of course he had just woke up and was feeling a little hungry. 'It's too troublesome to wake mom so I guess I'll go for some dango.' Shikamaru at first thought to get some ramen, but then he could met Naruto in the morning. Shikamaru was not a morning person or an evening person or a nighttime person. Yes, Shikamaru was a special class; a Shika person.

As he was walking Kakashi popped out the ground with scratches and dashed passed Shikamaru. Shikamaru raised his eye brow and turned around to the hole and said only one thing before he was attacked by a ball of fuzz.

"Troublesome."

Kiba saw Sakura and Ino approaching and walked towards them. "Hey, Sakura, Ino." "Hey, Kiba." Kiba turned the corner and started rushing to a good hiding spot, since Ino got scary when she angry and Sakura, well half the people that she treats are people who got on her bad side.

"Oh, Sakura are you going to the dance, next week?" Ino didn't seem to realize what Kiba did up ahead in the road.

"Yes, but that's to help Shizune control Tsunade-sama's drinking." A sigh was released from the kunoichi. Not noticing the area up ahead, both girls continued walking.

"Well good luck with that. Heh what's that up ahead?" Ino approached the objects then hearts popped out of her head. 'It's those shoes that were especially made for that one actress!' As Ino reached out to grab them, Sakura saw the shoes and pushed Ino out of the way.

"Oww, what the hell, Sakura?" Then Ino smirked and thought of the only way to distract her.

"OMG! It's Sasuke-kun!"

"Where?!" Sakura was knocked down by Ino special sleeper senbon.(a/n awesome!) Ino smirked and dusted herself off. The kunoichi approached the shoes and grabbed, but was then electrocuted by the shoes.

"Ow! What's going on...? I know maybe if I go really slow…" Of course all Ino was met with was another electric shock. 'Okay that wasn't right maybe…'

Shikamaru, now covered with scratches, limped over to his favorite spot to go cloud watching and rested on the bench.(A/n the one with the cover on it) It was almost midday and that would make it the best time to cloud watch. But as Shikamaru was trying to relax, he heard the piercing shriek of one of bossiest woman around, second only to his mom.

'Oh man, what's Ino yelling about now?' He ignored it and continued with his very important mission of 'guarding the skies', noticing two shoes fly towards him. The shoes landed right beside him barely touching him.

"Oh, Shikamaru, can you give me those shoes?" The genius looked over at Ino then the shoes and decided she would be less troublesome if he did what she said.

"Sure." Shikamaru picked up the shoes and received a similar treatment of Ino, with the all the skeleton showing and yellow sparks. Shikamaru looked at Ino with 'what the hell' plastered all over his face.

"Well, are you going to give them to me or not?" Shikamaru got one of the biggest anime sweat drops ever. He looked at her wondering if she was playing a joke on him or not. "No, Ino it would be too-"

That was all Shikamaru could say before being knocked into the cloud he was just watching. "-troublesome."

Will Shikamaru survive? Will Naruto or Kiba win? I really don't know but let's all find out together.

This story will probably be a Trilogy, but you never know. Review and remember; if you don't have anything nice to say you're just being troublesome.