Disclaimer: I don't own Kid Icarus, if I did, I'd die from the awesomeness. EIther that or make Souflee, Bumbledrop, and Nutski Merchandise! LONG LIVE KID ICARUS AND ITS CUTE ENIMIES! *Insane laughter while baby talking*
Inspiration: Well, I can't really say anything... even though I don't drink or do drugs... I think I must have somehow been drunk or high when I wrote this. Or just teeming with insanity... yep, it was insanity, because I swear to drunk I'm not god! *Hiccup*
Quick warning: I don't know what the Underworld was going on with me when I wrote this... so it'll probably be lame.
Activating The Power of Flight!
How Palutena Makes Pit Fly:
"Sorry to keep you waiting!" Pit said as he jumped out of the door. Inside Palutena's throne room, a third dimensional map appeared and she waved her hand around it, white lines following soon after. She then puts on her headphones. "It's been too long Lady Palutena." Pit said as he flew through the skies. Palutena waved her hand among the 3d grid as she directed Pit's path of flight. He shot monsters along the way as she watched him.
How Pandora Makes Dark Pit Fly:
"Pandora, hurry up and use your powers or we're both dying." he said as he began falling to the ground. She activated it and he flew off.
"Yeah-yeah, Pittoo." she said in disgust.
"Shut up and get me to where I'm going." he said to her as she flew him to the Lunar Sanctum.
"You know, you should really be more thankful." The Goddess of Calamity said to the Dark-Winged Angel.
"I said shut it." he said in a rough tone, making her be silent.
How Viridi Makes Pit Fly:
"Viridi! You have to let me fly, now!" Pit shouted as he chased the Chaos Kin.
"O-okay!" Viridi said from within her room. She grabbed her controller and began directing his path of flight. "Throttling up!" She said as she pressed her thumb on a green button, speeding him up incredibly fast.
How The WIngs of Pegasus Makes Pit Fly:
"Let's take The WIngs of Pegasus, just in case." Palutena said as Pit flew off to Medusa's castle.
End~
Lukas: WHAT? THAT SUCKED!
Howl: I told you it wouldn't be too good.
Pit: That wasn't good at all.
Dark Pit: I like the part where I got to boss around Pandora, that jerk.
Howl: ... at least someone liked it. *Face Palm!*
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Lukas: Um, Howl, we're going to get sued.
Howl: Maybe, maybe not. But then again... I don't know.
Pit and Dark Pit: *Face Palm*