Yu-Gi-Oh Gone To Hell
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh and all of the monsters for if I did I would be a rich billionaire and I wouldn't waste my precious time with this story. But on the other hand if I owned Yu-Gi-Oh I could write this story to extend my rule over the world and I would enslave EVERYONE! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.
Yugi: Hey joey wanna come over to my house and watch porn
Joey: Of course. Wanna call tristian?
Yugi: HELL NO! that little pussy can't go through a strip video without popping a boner
Joey: true
Yugi: so you'll come over when?
Joey: hey I'll come over right now.
(3 days later)
Yugi: Where the hell have you been you f****ing retard!
Joey: hey shut up I had burrito for lunch okay
Yugi: Yeah those burritos can really get If you don't watch out
Joey: anyway where are the videos?
Yugi: Well.. since you took so long my grandpa found them and now he's sitting upstairs doing some ungodly shit..
Joey: DAMN. Oh well you wanna play dual creatures?
Yugi: What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking dick wad it's dual MONSTERS!
Joey: okay okay geez don't go dropping the "f" bomb.
Yugi: im sorry I get a little excited
Joey: I understand. . anyway, let's play
Yugi: alright
Tristian: Hey you guys
Yugi: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tristian: I'm sorry, can I watch?
Joey: fine, just as long as you don't get a boner, I Know how you get when you see yugi's Dark Magician.
Tristian: No problem. I won't be able to get antother boner for some time because I spent my last energy with my grandma.
Yugi: did he just say what I thought he said? Okay let's play
The game had started a couple of minutes ago Score: Joey-3 life points Yugi-6,000 life points
Joey: damn yugi you are finally going to loose.
Yugi: what the hell are you talking about you stupid butt plug?
Joey: you might have more life points but I believe in my deck
Yugi: that's a bunch of bullshit
Joey: this next card that I'm going to draw will give me the victory
..Draws card..
Joey: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? This is isn't even a dual monster card. this is my sister's birthday card
Yugi: (breaks out in laughter) HHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHA you are going to die now bitch haha!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh and all of the monsters for if I did I would be a rich billionaire and I wouldn't waste my precious time with this story. But on the other hand if I owned Yu-Gi-Oh I could write this story to extend my rule over the world and I would enslave EVERYONE! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.
Yugi: Hey joey wanna come over to my house and watch porn
Joey: Of course. Wanna call tristian?
Yugi: HELL NO! that little pussy can't go through a strip video without popping a boner
Joey: true
Yugi: so you'll come over when?
Joey: hey I'll come over right now.
(3 days later)
Yugi: Where the hell have you been you f****ing retard!
Joey: hey shut up I had burrito for lunch okay
Yugi: Yeah those burritos can really get If you don't watch out
Joey: anyway where are the videos?
Yugi: Well.. since you took so long my grandpa found them and now he's sitting upstairs doing some ungodly shit..
Joey: DAMN. Oh well you wanna play dual creatures?
Yugi: What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking dick wad it's dual MONSTERS!
Joey: okay okay geez don't go dropping the "f" bomb.
Yugi: im sorry I get a little excited
Joey: I understand. . anyway, let's play
Yugi: alright
Tristian: Hey you guys
Yugi: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tristian: I'm sorry, can I watch?
Joey: fine, just as long as you don't get a boner, I Know how you get when you see yugi's Dark Magician.
Tristian: No problem. I won't be able to get antother boner for some time because I spent my last energy with my grandma.
Yugi: did he just say what I thought he said? Okay let's play
The game had started a couple of minutes ago Score: Joey-3 life points Yugi-6,000 life points
Joey: damn yugi you are finally going to loose.
Yugi: what the hell are you talking about you stupid butt plug?
Joey: you might have more life points but I believe in my deck
Yugi: that's a bunch of bullshit
Joey: this next card that I'm going to draw will give me the victory
..Draws card..
Joey: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? This is isn't even a dual monster card. this is my sister's birthday card
Yugi: (breaks out in laughter) HHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHA you are going to die now bitch haha!