DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE TWILIGHT SERIES! THE OWNER IS STEPHANIE MEYER, THE BEST AUTHOR EVA!
All right, Rae is a vampire. She is friends with the Cullen family. She is able to talk to people in their minds. Awesome right? This takes place during New Moon, when Edward is going all emo on us. Blame boredom. Enjoy.
EPOV
The phone in my pocket vibrated. It startled me. No one wanted to talk to me. I don't blame them. I haven't seen Bella for so long. God, I wanted to see her so badly. But, I had promised her that I wouldn't interfere with her life anymore. The phone vibrated in my pocket again. I swore under my breath and took it out of my pocket. I looked at the Caller ID, hoping for the number that I haven't seen for a long time. But it was Alice. I paused to flip the phone up and talk to her. She had been a pain in the butt ever since we left, but maybe it was important. I opened the phone. But before I could even answer it, Alice was yelling into the receiver.
"EDWARD!" She yelled, "We have a serious problem!"
I froze. What could have happened? Oh no. I thought, is Bella alright? I inhaled unnecessarily, and then said slowly. "What happened?" Trying to stay calm was not working out to well, the words came out like mush.
"Rae found out!"
Oh shit! I thought. I hung up the phone, but it was useless. I knew that within seconds Rae would be screaming at me. I waited, but nothing happened. Maybe she isn't going to be mad. I thought, but I was giving myself false hope.
Edwaaarrrrdddd! I heard a sing-song voice say in my head. Hi Mr. Happy face! Long time no see!
I gulped. Might as well get it over with.
Hey, Rae. I thought back
Are you going to see Bella? She asked, still happily.
No
.
Aw. Why? Rae's voice was complaining, I wanted to say hi. I'm hungry!
You will do no such thing!
Why? You're not going to see her, so I can go waltzing up to her and push her off a cliff! And you will be sitting in Lord knows what being all emo. So do you want me to save some for you?
All right she is definitely rubbing the wound with lemon juice. No you will not!
Fine.
Silence. Why did she leave it at that? Rae, are you still there? A loud humming sound told me she was still there. Is there something else you wanted to share with me?
Silence.
Rae?
Hmmm?
What aren't you telling me?
Well, Edward.
What?
Umm, well, you see-
WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Umm, well, I was walking by Forks, and I thought that, well, maybe I would come and visit. But when I came to your house, I couldn't find you. And I was hungry!
YOU DID WHAT?!
Kidding Edward, Kidding.
You better be!
So, whatcha' doin'?
Oh please don't make me say it!
Come onnn!! She was complaining again.
If I play along, will you leave? Once again, I was giving myself false hope.
Maybe She was being diabolical.
Then no.
Listen bub. Her voice turned threatening. That is the closest thing to a yes you are ever going to get. And, if you don't I will make sure that you are bound by metal, dragged through werewolf territory, mud, and shit to Bella's house dropped off at her door. Play ding dong ditch and have you face her distraught face!
Crap, she had me there. All right! Even I know when to give up
Whatcha' doooin'?
I sighed. Eatin' Chocolate. I really hate saying this.
Where'd ya find it? She had a spring in her voice.
I groaned.
Edward. Her voice turned diabolical again.
I sat down. And thought. Doggy dropped it.
Now, let's try to sound happy and convincing!
NO! It was hard enough saying it once. But twice! I cringed in terror.
Fine, I'll stop. She sighed.
Thank you!
But…
Oh crap! What was her condition?
You have to see Bella.
I didn't answer, I was looking for a loophole, and I finally found one. All right.
Yay!
Silence
Edward…. Her voice was threatening again. Why aren't you leaving?
Why would I do that? I held in a snicker.
You just promised!
You weren't specific enough.
Oh you're going to get it now!
Sorry dudes and dudettes, but that's all I'm going to write. If you are crazy enough to want me to write more. Please tell me. I will, but only if you tell me.