Part 1
(Ami is away on holiday so Brandon, Jayden and Asher are home alone in their room. Asher is looking in the mirror and he can see that his reflection is slightly different. He waves at it and it waves back.)
Asher: Hey Brandon, Jayden! Look at this! (He points to the mirror.)
(They look at the mirror.)
Jayden: Oh Yeah! Yo ass is reflection looks slightly different!
Brandon: This dude looks familiar. I'm sure we've seen him around but I don't know where.
(The boys wave at the reflection and pull faces. The reflection copies them. Then all of a sudden two other boys come up to the reflection. They are a variation of Brandon and Jayden.)
Brandon: Hey I know who they are. They're The Rowdyruff Boys. They're us from The Parallel Universe.
Jayden: Oh Yeah! I remember smashin dem pussies up!
(Brick goes up to Boomer.)
Brick: Stop goofing around in front of that mirror you fool! (He punches him.)
Butch: I can't believe that he's our brother!
Brick: Yeah!
Asher: Hey! Don't treat him like that! Just be thankful that he is you're brother.
Brick: (Says mockingly.) Oh and who are you, his nanny?
Boomer: Yeah, I don't need a nagging babysitter who tells me what to do!
(The Rowdyruff Boys all laugh again.)
Butch: Yeah, you tell him Boomer!
Brandon: (Says to Asher and Jayden.)Dudes! I can't believe that those little punks are us in their universe!
Brick: (Vexed) Hey! Who are you calling Little Punks?
Jayden: Don't push us muthafucka! I be warnin you punks!
Butch: Oh and what are you gonna do, beat us up?
Asher: Much worse!
Boomer: Much worse than this? (He snorts a giant loogie and spits it through the mirror. It lands on Asher.)
Asher: (Freaking out) Eeow! Gross! Get it off me, get it off me!
Brandon: Dude! You've got to chill! A loogie won't kill you. (He foams up soap from his mouth and sprays it on Asher. He then uses his water power on Asher and cleans him up.)
Jayden: Thatz dat shiznit son! Yo ass muthafuckas is gonna regret this muthafucka! Brandon, Asher, letz do this!
(They fly through the mirror to Townsville.)
(The Relentless Rebel Gang is now in Townsville. They are in the same building as The Rowdyruff Boys. Brandon, Jayden and Asher fly into The Rowdyruff Boys and knock them outside.)
Brick: Is that the best you can do? (He fires his laser eye beams at Brandon but Brandon uses his water power and it pushes Brick back into a building. Boomer tries to tackle Asher but Asher builds a mime wall and Boomer crashes into it. Butch rips a sign post from the ground and tries to attack Jayden with it but Jayden starts to control Butch's movements using his force field powers which results in Butch hitting himself with it.)
Brick: Right Guys! Time for Plan B! Kick in the afterburners!
(The Rowdyruff Boys fly all over Townsville producing billowing clouds of smoke. They get faster and faster until they're exhausted. It blinds, paralyses and suffocates the citizens of Townsville for a few minutes but not The Relentless Rebel Gang as they are too strong.)
(Asher is about to throw up.)
Jayden: Ah, thatz nasty!
Brandon: (Disgusted) Right dudes! Desperate times call for desperate measures!
(All three of them pull their trousers down and start masturbating. They grow bigger and bigger until they are giants. They aim their erect penises at The Rowdyruff Boys and fire out semen which knocks them out cold to the ground and covers them up.)
(When The Rowdyruff Boys come round they find themselves in Viletown and The Relentless Rebel Gang are crowding round them.)
Brick: What's happening? Where am I?
Brandon: You dudes are in Viletown! Our world!
Butch: Viletown? How did we get there?
Jayden: Whilst you muthafuckas was unconscious, we took you ta our ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.
Boomer: Why?
Asher: As you guys are us in another world, we just thought that we would take you to our world and get to know you a bit. So what do you guys do for fun?
(The Rowdruff Boys get up.)
Brick: Punch each other in the face until someone says, "Stop punching me in the face!" You first, Boomer! (He punches Boomer in the face and Boomer attempts to punch him back but Brick stops him.) Nah! I'm sick of that game!
Asher: Yeah well, I'm not! I'm beginning to love it!
(Asher ties up Brick's crotch with his mime rope and bashes him around the town. Whilst Brick is screaming in pain and begging Asher to stop, everyone is pointing at him and roaring with laughter. Asher then lets Brick go and his face is battered.)
Brick: (Crying.) What kind of pleasure do you get from this?
Asher: Same as you do when you hurt Boomer!
(Next the guys are at an alleyway.)
Jayden: What is our phat asses bustin there?
Brick: Graffiti. (He gets his spray can out and writes something offensive about The Powerpuff Girls.)
(This makes The Relentless Rebel Gang angry as they like The Powerpuff Girls.)
Brick: Here, you try. (He offers the spray can to Brandon.)
Brandon: I've got a gnarlier way of doing graffiti. (He picks up Brick and smashes his head against the wall, making it bleed. He then writes "Brandon Was Here" on the wall. He turns round to Butch and Boomer.) Do any of you want a go?
(Butch and Boomer shake their heads and step back.)
(Next they are at a park. There is an aeroplane passing by.)
Brick: Right, now let's all spit at this aeroplane and see who can take it down. Butch would you go and do the honour of going first?
Butch: (Jumping and sounding like a crazed monkey.) Oh my God! I've been waiting so long for this moment! I'm gonna do it this time!
Asher: (He lowers his eyes and says quietly to Brandon and Jayden.) I have been stoned before but this is just another level.
(Brandon and Jayden nod to say that they agree.)
Butch: Here goes! 1….2….3! (He breathes in and brings up a giant loogie. He aims it at the plane but it misses it. Instead it goes into space and it just misses a space rocket.)
(Asher is about to puke at the sight of this.)
Butch: Aw! I missed it! Who wants to go next?
Jayden: Boring! Letz pick one of mah thugs up n' peep if we can throw dem ta tha sun n' burn dem ta dirtnap.(Brick and Boomer look amazed. Butch goes into space but he doesn't hit the sun. He goes straight back down to earth and crashes into the ground. Everyone starts to laugh.) Damn! I missed! (He turns round at Boomer and Brick.) Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck wants ta go next?
(Brick and Boomer shake their heads and back off.)
Brick: Right! I've got another interesting game we can play. (He pulls out a cockroach.) Let's see if Boomer can eat it.
Asher: (Freaking out.) Eeow! You don't know what diseases that filthy thing has!
(Jayden put his hand to Asher's mouth.)
Brandon: Wait! Stop! I've got a game that's way gnarlier than that! Wait here dudes!
(Brandon has an idea. He beckons his brothers to lean in close. He trails off into mumbling.)
(Jayden flies off to a farm to get some animal semen, Asher flies off to a bar to get the coldest slushy beyond mankind and Brandon flies off to the grocery store to get the world's hottest chilli. They all fly back to the boys.)
Brandon: This is our game which is way more rad than yours!
Jayden: Right Butch! Show mah playas what tha fuck a real playa yo ass is by drankin dis semen! (Jayden drinks it first and then passes it to Butch.) Yo crazy-ass turn!
(Butch reluctantly does it. He now throws up. Everyone laughs.)
Brandon: Right Brick! I want you to take a bite out of this chilli! (He takes a bite out of the chilli first and then offers it to Brick.)
(Brick is shaking but he does it. His mouth is on fire. Everyone laughs.)
Asher: Now Brick and Butch! I want both of you to down this slushy! (Asher does it first. He then gives Brick and Butch a slushy each. They down it and freeze for a few seconds. Everyone laughs.)