Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama in any way shape or form.

Authors Note: This story contains mild cursing and heavy make out sessions from the campers. If that bugs you, read anyway, I need the reviews.

-TDR-

Sam and Jack are crusing down the highway in a black 1992 Camerro. Jack yawns and looks at Sam "Oy! How much longer till we get to Alberta to find Harold?" he whines from the passenger.

Sam shrugs, eyes glued to the road. "Bout a half an hour, maybe more." he states, earning a groan from Jack. "Man! Chris is gonna be ticked if this film goes to waste!" Sam sighed "Well it's not my fault our camera ninjas started filming early. How about we take this time to explain what the show's about and a little about each other."

Jack nods "Alright." he looks towards the front of the car and grins. "Morning viewers! I'm John Kinstread, the stronger and better looking of the mansferd brothers."

Sam rolled his eyes "You forgot humble." Jack glares at him "Silence! Now, as I've stated I'm younger than Sam, by about six years. That puts me at the tender age of seventeen, the same age most of our contestants started total drama! I would have joined the new season, but I like food that doesn't crawl and waking up at a descent our, with out the aid of a soccer horn."

Sam chuckles "You can't beat the classics man."

Jack nods "Indeed. I'm a junior in high school and I'm spending my summer vacation with my brother all across Canda for the show. My friends are gonna be so jellouse, they'll loose there minds! Now, what about you Sammy-san?"

Sam rolls his eyes "Quit razzing me will ya?" Jack grinned "Nope." Sam shrugs "Fair nuff. I'm Sam Kinstread, the elder Kinstread brother and long time follower of the Total Drama series, seeing as how I was preasent for most of it. That's because I was an intern back during Total Drama Island and Action, and then moved down to one of Blaineley's assistants."

Jack raised an eyebrow "I thought you said it was a promotion."

Sam nods "It was, but most of us would have prefered getting shot out of a cannon into the side of a cliff covered in fire ants to dealing with miss 'Blaneriffic'. Luckily, all I had to do was deal with her morning coffee and Bagle."

Jack crosses his arms "Still doesn't sound that bad."

Sam remains calm though his fingers are tightening around the wheel "Look in the glove copartment for a red notepad, that has the order in it."

Jack opened the compartment and finds the notepad. Flipping though it, his eyes widen. "Dude, this thing is filled front and back!"

Sam grit his teeth in frustation "Yeah! And that was just for the morning! You should see then note books filled with her lunch orders."

Jack gulpped "Sorry Sam."

Sam sighs "Well now you know. I'm now twenty three and in charge of Total Drama Reality, a show taking a look at the campers one year after Total Drama World Tour. We'll spend a day tailing them and seeing just what it is they're doing now a days. As an added bonus Chris hired special Nija camera men. That way we get footage from all angles, and no one's the wiser. That's the type of quality that's standard for Total Drama."

Jack blinks "Wow, a whole year, that puts them in their early twenties. That's pretty old."

Sam growled "Shutupa-yoface!"

Jack realised what he implied and held up his hands "Sorry dude. No offense."

Sam said nothing and checked too see if the other lane was free of traffic, it was. Jerking the wheel sharply, Sam swerved, causing jack to smack his head on the window. "Ass!" he cried, rubbing his head as Sam straightened the car, grinning slyly. "Now, while I might have had a rough time on Total Drama, I still learned alot from my fellow interns and Chris himself. I grew to respect the lovable sadist and after some idle chatter, talked him into letting us do this show."

Jack smirked "Thats one of Sam's strong suits. He could convince and orange it's a bannana and peel itself to boot."

Sam grinned "Oh, go on." he paused "No really, go on."

Jack shakes his head "This is gonna take a while."

Sam looks up and smirks. "Not any more, we're there." he said, passing a Welcome to Alberta sign.

Jack grins "Thank god!" Sam hands Jack a bag "Here, get changened into this real quick."

Jack looks through the bag "Err, Sam? I thoguht you said we wouldn't need desguises since they never met us before."

Sam smirks "Yes, but Harlods located in a place where costumes are many, pockey is plentiful and fat men wear obscene outfits."

Jack blincks "The bad side of Alberta?"

Sam laughs "Close, an Anime con!"

Jack face palms "Aw crap. I knew there was a reason you chose Harold first."

Sam shruged "I'm an otaku, give me a break."

Sam looks at his watch "Speaking of breaks it's time to wrap this up. Alright veiwers, you got to learn a little about me and my brah here. Tune in next time where we follow Harlod in a haven for anime fanatics everywhere. Till next time on Total, Drama, Reality!"

Jack looks over at Sam "Wait, where's your costume? Theres no way I'm wearing one by myself."

Sam jerked a thumb behid him. "It's in the back. I spent a good couple weeks putting it together."

Jack snaps his fingers "Rats."

-TDR-

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