Kurt Hummel joined Facebook
Kurt Hummel is now friends with Mercedes Jones, Blaine Anderson and 351 others
Mercedes Jones to Kurt Hummel: About time white boy. You realise you're the last ND member to get facebook?
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Kurt Hummel: Cedes, I got facebook because I'm no longer in ND remember? I need to keep in touch with all of you fabulous people... and Puck :(
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Puck Noahman: Hey!
Blaine Anderson to Kurt Hummel: How's Dalton treating you?
Kurt Hummel: Fine. And that's the extent I shall say where the public can see my comments.
Blaine Anderson: ?
Kurt Hummel: Check your phone
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Blaine Anderson: Oh.
David Lindsay: Did Kurt confess his undying love for you in a text?
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Kurt Hummel: Shut up David
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Wes Emmett: You didn't deny it
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Rachel Berry to Kurt Hummel: I would just like to let you know that sectionals is in a week and we will be bring the noise. HARD.
Puck Noahman: That's what she said.
Kurt Hummel: *facepalm*
Kurt Hummel: And I wouldn't expect any other way Rachel, I do look forward to seeing all you guys again! I miss you guys :(
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Rachel Berry: We miss you too Kurt!
Kurt Hummel wishes everyone would stop reminding him about the Warblers meeting tonight. Especially those that aren't even Warblers!
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Wes Emmett: We're just making sure you know Kurt!
Kurt Hummel: Trust me, I KNOW
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Blaine Anderson to Kurt Hummel: We still on for the movie after Warblers tonight?
Kurt Hummel: You know it :)
Santana Lopez: Wanky ;)
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Kurt Hummel: Satan, get your head out of the gutter and Blaine, don't encourage her!
Santana Lopez: Notice how nobody liked that comment?
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Blaine Anderson is enjoying watching The Little Mermaid with his favourite Ariel, Kurt Hummel
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Britney SPierce: Wait, I thought Kurt was a dolphin, not a mermaid?
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Kurt Hummel: I am Brit, don't worry.
Britney SPierce: Is Blaine a dolphin to?
Blaine Anderson: Uhh... no?
Britney SPierce: Want to make out?
Kurt Hummel: Brit, Blaine is a dolphin he was just joking so he probably doesn't want to make out.
Britney SPierce: Okay! :)
Wes Emmett: Make out with Britney maybe not. I'm sure I could name a cute male sophomore who he'd love to suck face with.
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Blaine Anderson: O_o
Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel were tagged in Wes Emmett's album 'Klaine'
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Mercedes Jones: Something you not telling me white boy?
Kurt Hummel: Wes! We were watching a movie. We fell asleep. There's NOTHING to tell.
Blaine Anderson: Face it Kurt, I look pretty sexy in that photo
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Blaine Anderson: I'm flattered Santana. You do know I'm gay, right?
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Finn Hudson to Kurt Hummel: Mum wanted to know if you're still coming home this weekend. And still bringing your boyfriend?
Kurt Hummel: For the last time Finn, Blaine is NOT my boyfriend. But yes, you can tell Carole that we'll both be there Friday evening, ok?
Finn Hudson: Whatever dude.
Kurt Hummel: Don't call me dude, little brother
Finn Hudson: Dude, you're only like 3 months older than me!
Kurt Hummel: Then don't call me dude
Finn Hudson: Whatever
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Mercedes Jones to Wes Emmett: We need to do something about our boys. Stat.
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Wes Emmett: You, me, David Breadstix. 3 oclock?
Mercedes Jones: Check
Kurt Hummel: I'm scared...
Mercedes Jones: You should be white boy.
Kurt Hummel to Mercedes Jones: That was low 'Cedes, even for you
Mercedes Jones: You'll thank me later. Besides, he kissed you, didn't he?
Kurt Hummel: 1. It was only on the cheek and 2, mistletoe (mistletoe, seriously? It's not even Christmas time) kisses don't count anyway.
Blaine Anderson: I'm hurt Kurt.
Blaine Anderson: is spending the weekend at his GOOD FRIEND Kurt Hummel's place
Wes Emmett: Use protection kids ;)
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Blaine Anderson: Why do I even bother to remind you guys that we are JUST friends?
David Lindsay: I honestly don't know.
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Santana Lopez to Finn Hudson: Since Kurt's got his new boy toy over this weekend, want to hook up? ;)
Finn Hudson: Uhh, no thanks Santana. I'm with Rachel remember?
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Santana Lopez: Whatever. Call me when your over her ;)
Kurt Hummel: Santana, leave them alone. And Blaine is not my 'boy toy'!
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Blaine Anderson: No, Kurt's mine
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Kurt Hummel: I hate you Blaine Anderson
Blaine Anderson: :(
Kurt Hummel to Finn Hudson: Bad news Finn, me and Blaine can't come home this weekend because Wes Emmett is being a boring stick in the mud and making us Warblers stay at school to practice for sectionals next week. Can you ask Carole if next weekend is ok?
Wes Emmett: I resent that
Finn Hudson: Aww, dud- I mean bro, that sucks. But mum said next weekend is fine. I guess I'll see you at sectionals then?
Kurt Hummel: I'll see you at sectionals, little brother :)
David Lindsay: SO MUCH EYE SEX. I blame you Wes for making us stay here the weekend.
Kurt Hummel: Oh, please there is no 'eye sex' going on.
Wes Emmett: Clearly, our young spy does not know ANYTHING about eye sex
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Kurt Hummel: Sectionals today, watch out New Directions because us Warblers are going to BRING IT.
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Wes Emmett: Well. That was unexpected. Congrats ND, I guess we'll be seeing you guys at Regionals :)
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David Lindsay: Anyone see Blaine and Kurt?
Mercedes Jones: Not since we all left the stage
Santana Lopez: ;)
Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel are now In A Relationship
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David Lindsay: . That's all I have to say. Wait, what were you guys doing when you disappeared after sectionals?
Kurt Hummel: You will never know ;)
Blaine Anderson: ;D