First thing off I suck at spelling so you may see some errors please tell me right away if it makes the story unenoyable keep in mind i will be uploading about five a day so I will not have all the time to check between chapters what you guys think will make it chapter will be about about 2,000 digits and i hope to keep this story onto the story then. For this I don't care about bad reviews. I do what I want.
I don't own Naruto, the idea for banishment, of characters. I only own the plot. Same goes for Bleach.
Narration: Blue skies
Demon talk/Anger: Bla Bla Bla Bla
Thought: 'Big forehead Sakura'
Normal Speech: "hello"
Jutsu: Kage Bunshin no Jutsu
Kido or other bleach stuff: Kido numer 17 lightning dance(i dont know any)
I plan to Make this as funny, random, and entertaining as possible. Enjoy the peace. ;)
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We find ourselves watching 2 teenagers going about their live from the shadows and no it isn't creepy at all so hem. As I was saying they were going about their normal live if what you call some blonde ninja asking out a flat pinky for the nine thousandth time."Come on please Sakura-chan will you go out with me." Obsessed with a capitol U."No Naruto for the millionth time i will not go out with a guy named fishcakes.""Its maelstrom now please Sakura-chan."(imagine him in a proposal stance holding a ramen cup.)"Fine Naruto."Then his eyes shot up with stars brighter than Rock lee's. "Really?!""No! Why would I go out with the dead last weakling who always carries around a stupid cup of ramen-"
Time out. Lets back this up. Ramen? Stupid? Sakura you gotta be outta yo god damn mind to tell such a dastardly lie. Your lucky i'm keeping you in this. Maybe to torture you. Maybe not. We'll see. Now for what he says. Time in.
"Huhh!" Suddenly the room was filled with killing intent (KI) and and the air was instantly went dense making it harder to breath. "Ramen?! Stupid?! How dare you?! I am the main character so the right to break down the fourth wall resides with me so as punishment you are now the the Stick up the teme 's ass! I hope you learn your lesson from this.
"Naruto you bacca, first of all Sasuke-kun would be the main character, second of all you don't have that power, third of all your the only way to do that is through Mokuton jutsu and only Yamamoto can use it."
"Sakura, if i'm lying then your not a stick. First take a look in this mirror and tell me what you see."switch "I see a beautiful and fit Konoichi.""And now that the Genjutsu is lifted what do you see?"