This is an ode to Gilderoy
Who
is otherwise known as Thong Boy
He
hangs out with the Greasy Snape
Who
smells like a really really rotten grape
He
is the Thong Boy
His
name is Gilderoy
He
like to wear a thong
All
day and all night long
(ooooooo
Thong boy ooooooo he's the Thong Boy)
He
often frolics in the field
And
we really think he outta yield
He's
a pitiful display of man
So
we called him a pansy and then he ran
He
is the Thong Boy
His
name is Gilderoy
He
like to wear a thong
All
day and all night long
(ooooooo
Thong boy ooooooo he's the Thong Boy)
Thong
Boy oh how we torture you
Thong
Boy get a life nobody likes you
You
really stink you like the color pink
Somethings
really wrong, you shouldn't wear a thong!
He
is the Thong Boy
His
name is Gilderoy
He
like to wear a thong
All
day and all night long
(ooooooo
Thong boy ooooooo he's the Thong Boy)
{Repeat
and fade out…}
