Kyuubi: Midnight-sama doesn't not own Naruto. If she did I would be walking around with my own body and molesting Iruka Umino because he's so damn cute.
...With that said please enjoy the story.
Naruto: This is in my point-of-view!
Itachi: He's so cute when he's excited.
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Contrary to popular belief, I am not an idiot. I may be blonde but don't let the hair color fool ya. I am intelligent, cunning, and will not hesitate to break every single bone in your body if you hurt any of my precious people. My most precious person can take care of himself. You probably heard of him, he's really famous. I think I should hate and curse his very existence since he's the reason that Sasuke acts the way he acts but I'd rather love. Besides, hate makes me do crazy things, Kyuubi agrees.
I'd Rather Love
Hate is fleeting so I'd rather love,
So as my words gently fall from my lips like snow from above,
Know that everything I speak is true,
And that love is in everything that I do.
Ignorance is like walking on glass,
And hoping that you don't cut your feet as you pass,
I'd rather see the world for what it is,
As I watch it bubble and fizz.
Confusion leads to tragedy,
Eventhough life is messed up and raggedy,
It wouldn't kill you to smile,
Even if it's once in a while.
Depression is a four-letter word: l-a-z-y,
To simplify,
You'd rather sit around and feel sorry for yourself,
Then get off your ass and ask for help.
Fear is a lack of understanding,
I'm not demanding,
You become a dare-devil,
But if you don't face your fears how can you get to the next level.
I'd rather smile then frown,
Why would I want to bring the world down,
When one kind word could change everything,
Like a forgotten dream flying on newly discovered wings.
I'd rather love,
With more heat and intensity then the sun above,
Just because I can, please understand,
And,
Just let me love.
I'm not an avid believe of this "turn the other cheek" bullshit. I believe in forgiveness but sometimes I think I'm too forgiving. For example, the lovely citizens of Konoha make my life a living hell but I walk around with a smile plastered on my face like a clown. And mind you, clowns are kind of creepy. I'd rather rip out their throats with my teeth then let their warm, crimson blood spill down my face but the old hag wouldn't like that... while she's sober.
My most precious person said I have every right to be angry and should hold a daily massacre with the villagers as participants. I always laugh and say he wants me to follow in his footsteps. He just smiles and says maybe, maybe not. He's tries to be cold and emotionless but it's hard to look threatening while holding a kitten. I love him so whatever, he has his moments. I'm supposed to hate Itachi but it's so much better that I love him, Kyuubi agrees and so does Itachi. I just wonder what Sasuke will think when he finds out his brother is boinking me...
Fin
Itachi: ... "Boinking?"
Yep!
Itachi: ...Whatever.
Scar: I think it's cute!
Itachi: You think everything is cute now that you're having sex again.
Scar: Correction, I think everything is cute now that I'm boinking again.
Itachi: ...Who are you... boinking?
Scar: I'm not telling.
Kyuubi: Al.
Itachi: ...Al?
Kyuubi: Al.
Itachi: ...How does that work?
Scar: He has his body back, you ass.
Itachi: ...Whatever.
(smirk) Please review.