I take credit for Fang (who is looking over my shoulder right now no doubt wishing to kill me for kidnapping him), Link (who's gotten over it), and me (who is thoroughly enjoying themself) This was just a very random conversation I had with my neighbor navy on gmail chat. I hope you find it entertaining... And George is the George from Tamora Pierce's Song of the Lioness quartet.
me: MY FANG!!!
Navy: HE IS MINE!
me: MINE
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Navy: You already have your unsocail brother Jonathen
me: MY FANNG
I don't want Jonathan
Navy: Did I spell that right?
me: nope
but MY FANG
Navy: You have him so there, I have Fang, he's tied up in one of my many closets
me: that's what you think
cause as far as I know he's been in my basement for the past three months
He helps me with my fanfiction
Navy: Thats Gazzy]
me: Makes sure I have enough Fax
Navy: oops
me: You have Gazzy
Navy: Fax?
me: Fang+Max=Fax
Navy: MUST K!LL
me: kill who?
Navy: ZOEY
me: ...
what?
who's Zoey?
Navy: She is my imaganery friend, Amy meat Zoebert, or Zoey for short.
Zoey:
Zoey:.... hi
me: Hi, Zoebert, can you kill Lissa for me? She's a stupid-
Fang: Language!
me: SSHHHHHH, no talking, Fang, you're a hostage
Navy: Me: FANG! (glomps)
me: *grabs Fang* MY FANG!!!
Fang: No one's Fang. Me my Fang
Navy:-----------
me: MY FANG!!!
Navy: (attacks you)
me: My.. * choke* FANG
Fang: * eats popcorn*
me: traitor...
Zoey: Do they do that often
Fang: Yes
Zoey: Good think Dark and Link got away then or should we panick about being here?
Fang: Hmmm... *observes fight* I think we should be worried... fifty bucks says they'll kill each other
me: MMYY FFAANNGG
Fang: I fear for my life.
Zoey: I'll take that
Fang: I'm gonna win
George: They've never killed each other before. They have just sent themselves to the ER
Fang: She kidnap you, too, man?
George: No, here of my free will. Ether that or she kills my wife.
Fang: That's rough...
George: Not as bad as Dom and Nawat and Numair got it.
Fang: I don't even want to know...
George: Want to help me look for them?
Zoey: They are distracted
Fang: Sure *shrugs* I've got nothing to lose.
George: Who has a name of Zoebert?
Fang: Zoey does
Zoey: me
Zoey: Yes it is a stupid name, no I didn't pick that name.
A few minutes later...
Fang: ....... hello?
Fang: Fine. Leave me in this cold... dark... basement... *sniff *
Link: Dude, it's nothing to cry over
Fang: WTF, where'd you come from?
Link: * yawns* I was taking a nap.
Fang: How long've you been here?!
Link: A year and a half
Fang: ... I'm doomed...