This story holds some racism in it. If you're going to read and report me, well just don't cuz I specifically just told u that it had racism in it. It also has slight language. Plz don't have racism 'talk.' That's not cool. It's rude and impolite. I'm doing this because I'm; retarded, have no life, And my friend told me this, so yell at her, and I have bits and pieces of different places of the world in me. Rest is humour. Tiffany is my all the jak games. Also have some Jak II spoilers.

Jak walked in to his bedroom tired and exhausted. So he jumped on to his bed.

"Torn, you boney ass! Get out of my bed!" Jak yelled realizing his friend is in his bed with him.

"...No..." Torn replied.

"Grrr" Jak walked away to the big room where the map table was and where Tiffany was sitting.

"What's with the 'I'm going to kill everything in my sight' look?" She mocked his voice.

"Torn is in my bed again." Jak whined, like a 6 year old wanting to stay up for 10 more minutes.

"Again? Well your going to get a nice warm bed when I'm done" She hopped off the table and crack her knuckles. "What child cracks their knuckles?" Jak asked following the teen to Jak's room.

"The child who's going to help you. Torn get out of Jak's bed. There's a nice cold in your room ready for you."

"... No..." Torn replied.

"Fine then," Tiffany gave a evil grin and started to feeble with her hands.

"What the owwwwww the child bit me! Ow!OW! Rape rape" Torn was screaming rape like children running around giving hugs and the child getting hugged screams 'rape'.

"That's not rape you retard." Then she put a blanket on the floor and pushed Torn on to it.

"Here's your bed Jak nice and warm. Have a good night's rest"

"Thanks and good night" Jak jumped on to his bed.

NEXT DAY

"Guys I have something to tell all of you guys." Ashelin said calmly.

"What? What? Tell me, tell me." Daxter jumped around.

"I'm pregnant."

"What? With who?" Jak said as if he was choking, well he was. He was so surprised that he choked on his spork.

"Sig."

"…... The crap...?" Everyone said simultaneously. Except Tess. She's so happy she's speechless.

"Can you guys help me with names for the child?" Ashelin asked to get out of the awkwardness.

"Oh oh, I got a couple. Um Larry... the Cucumber or or Harry... Potter." Daxter kept popping names as if his mouth was giving birth.

"I GOT IT! Terry the Chocolate Orange!" Daxter yelled then burst into a fit of laughter. Jak snickered. Keira made a weird face and Tess just stand there with her mouth agape. Torn bit his lip. He knew it was funny but it was so rude at the same time. Ashelin took her boot off and threw it at Daxter squared in the face.

DON'T GO BEING RACISED. becuz I told u it's not cool.