Dear anyone and everyone,

I have a few questions to ask. Why am I always the one who is portrayed as the gay one, why am I always abused, why am I always the suicidal one, why am I always the one who is tortured, why am I always raped, why am I always kidnapped?

Reading all these fanfictions I notice that these questions reign true for most of the stories. And also I may love my brother more than a brother but that doesn't mean I'd kill myself if he ended up with Haruhi, I'd kill her haha! Just Kidding but I would break them up. And the stories about the sex that we've "had" are so close to real-deal but a little kinkier if you know what I mean.

Anyway, I love all you girls, guys, homos, homophobes (Well if you're a homophobe you probably hate me) and people out there!

Loves and kisses,

Kaoru Hitachiin :p