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A/N: Currently unbeta'd

*= other side of phone call

Chapter One
New Rules

There were now seven babies in the house, Kaitlyn,Nathan, William, Olivier, Meredith Megan,and Carter. Soon there would be two more at least. They needed to do something. the Baby Apocalypse had arrived. Unwilling to admit defeat,Logan and Wade had locked themselves in Logan's office to come up with a new plan.

"...How long have they been in there?" Rogue asks in a hushed tone, holding Oli in her arms.
" About seven hours." answers an equally quiet Wanda, while she readjusts Will,who had recently fell asleep.
Remy and John walk up to their wives, Remy holding Kaitie. After noticing Wanda's concerned expression John asks. " What's wrong,Luv?" while throwing his arm over her shoulders and looking down at his son.
"...They're still in there." Wanda answers, gesturing towards the office door.
" Still?!" Remy exclaims,looking at his wife for confirmation. She silently nods, and he places Kaitie on the couch next to her.

" Well someONE needs to go check on them. For all we know they've killed each other..." Remy states. " or worse,they found Charles' bourbon."

Remy starts down the hall, determined to sneak into the office. They needed to find out if those two were okay. Just because they couldn't die,apparently, didn't mean that they couldn't destroy the office.

Just as Remy reaches the door, Logan yanks it open,making Remy jump back slightly. Wade and Logan see the two couples staring at them and Wade states "Oh good! You're already here!"

It's a known fact with the staff of Xavier's that when Logan has that manic look, it's for the best just to go with it. Add to that Wade's gleeful humming, and the others should run. However, neither the Alldyces oe the LeBeaus run. No one would question this, the two couples are almost always involved in Logan's latest insanity.

Logan and Wade both have armloads of new charts. Seeing this John and Remy both rush forward to help carry the load. Wanda and Rogue, smiling, retrieve the pins to hang them. With in a few minutes, they have divided and are happily working in pairs to hang the new rules.

Logan and Wade stood back to admire their handiwork. The pin up wall in the media room, now appeared to be wall paper, thanks to the large number of charts.
Logan then states " I'm going to go check if Stripes and Gumbo need any help hangin theirs... They have the babies with them, it may take em longer."
Wade nods and states " I'll check on Wanda and John, then I'll call the meeting."

Logan helps Remy finish hanging the charts in the kitchen. Rogue wandered off to nurse Oli and put the kids down for their naps. Remy stood on the ladder ,hanging the highest charts while Logan handed him pins.

" There's only one new section, aside from that, the rest of these are the complete contents of the Book. Because apparently they either haven't read the student handbook, or are ignoring it." Logan states.
" We need to work on their ability to retain information. I think they've been spending to much free time watching TV." Remy replies,nodding.

" Yes. BUT it's on the charts now! They can't deny the CHARTS!" Logan states, Remy nodding sagely. No one can ignore the charts, they are CHARTS.

A few minutes later, they join Wade, John and Wanda in the auditorium. Rogue arriving shortly after that, baby monitor attached to her belt. The rest of the staff and the student body trickle in a few minutes later.

" Good Morning." Logan begins when everyone was seated. " I'm sure you have noticed the new charts hung this morning (the murmuring was not encouraging). There are a total of thirty-six new rules, as well as the new dress code." This received more notice and a few exclamations of surprise.

"Everyone will report to Mrs LeBeau or Mr LeBeau after the meeting to confirm your sizes. After the Tank Top incident last week we decided that uniforms are in order." Logan continues as if they hadn't spoken.

" Because many of you seem to have misplaced your student handbook, or forgotten how to open said book, we have posted every rule on the charts. There is no reason or excuse to not know the rules. They are plainly printed, both in the handbook and now on charts. You WILL respect the charts!"Logan states. Before he can go further into his rant, an almost mechanical cry can be heard. Behind him six mothers quickly check their baby monitors, the others stating 'Not mine' as Wanda states ' Will' and standing to go retrieve her son.

It was at this moment that Wade dismissed the students, and Logan received his GREAT IDEA. He immediately yelled to the retreating staff " ABA meeting, 3 pm!" The members all agree and head off to their children, or their classes.

The students were a little concerned over the sanity of their teachers.
" I think they may have gone insane" states Paige, concerned that even her brother seemed to be under the spell.
" I think they enjoy torturing us, I mean come on,uniforms?!" exclaims Megan.
"Well he did cite the Tank Top incident. " Rahne states. " Whose brilliant idea was it to try to mass flash Mr LeBeau anyway?"
"...I don't remember. But I agree in hindsight it was stupid." Paige states. " Everyone of us should be grateful his wife hasn't skinned us for that."
Megan nods " and that uniforms, and the three hours in the danger room was the extent of our punishment."

" I'm calling my mom,there's no way she's okay with all of these new rules." Paige states,staring at the charts.
They all gather behind her while she calls home, some out of curiosity, but most because they intended to call home as well. They are all pushing for her to hurry. They only have about ten minutes before classes start.

*Hello*
"Hi, Momma"
*What's wrong hunny?*
" Mom, I think the teachers have gone insane. They just created a whole new section to the rules here,plus added thirty something rules to the other sections, and-"
*I know, Paige. I'm informed whenever they change or add rules. You weren't involved in this 'tank top incident' were you?*
" I'm sorry KECCK I can't SCRHH hear, you the KRRM connection is bad,talk to you later"
Paige quickly hung up, and turned back to her friends.

" What. was. that?" Jonothon asked.
" umm static?"Paige replies.
"Worst static sounds ever." Hope replies.
" THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW!" Paige yells, startling the entire group." What matters is they told our parents. About the rules changes, and about the Tank Top incident."

Every girl in the hall turns pale at this, Lorna, who hand begun to dial, immediately slams the phone down. The girls all rush away, no longer wanting to talk to their parents. Because they had all been involved. Except Laura, because she didn't understand the point of it. And she was pretty sure it violated the rules.

All Twenty odd students' parents were sent updates via email when a new rule was added. Kitty had created a program that did it automatically. They were all completely fine with the rule changes, so calling home was pointless anyway. They all wander off to go to their classes, clearly the insanity had spread to the outside now.