Author's Note: Sorry I haven't been updating and/or making any stories lately, there are 2 reasons:

1. Writer's Block

2. Distractions

But now I have something new! You know Wario Land 4? Well, I'm making a novelization of the GBA game. Now for the most boring part of the story, the disclaimer

Disclaimer: Wario and the levels don't belong to me, they belong to Nintendo, blah blah blah etc. etc. Lets move on.

WARIO LAND 4: THE NOVELIZATION

By Luigi and Yoshi 4ever.

Prolouge:

Wario was sitting around, reading the newspaper (Either he's looking for a job with really high pay or a comic that involves money), when something caught his eye. "Ooh!! Nice!" Wario said (A/N: I'm not doing that Italian accent, takes too long), and went to the garage. He walks towards his car, which he calls the Greed Mobile, and opens the garage door. He hops in the Greed Mobile and drives off through the garage (it's really long), and almost runs over a cat, who, fortunately, ducked. A newspaper article went right in her face (I'll just say it's a she). She looks at the article. The title read:

LEGENDARY PYRAMID DISCOVERED DEEP IN JUNGLE!!

And the headline read:

PYRAMID DISCOVERED

Legendary Treasure

Nearly found, but

Accidents hindered

Findings

(A/N: This was the article I was talking about earlier) Meanwhile, Wario was driving out of the city through the Desert to the Jungle. Wario parked his car at the edge of the jungle, and ran the rest of the way till he came to a hill overlooking the pyramid. "Wow!" he said, and ran toward the pyramid. He ran up the steps to the entrance, looked up, and ran into the pyramid. He ran down some steps inside, and saw the cat beat him to it. The cat ran into another chamber, followed by Wario. When Wario entered the chamber, the cat jumped into a hole, with Wario following her again. Wario screamed "AAAHHHH!!" As he fell. A tongue was stuck out, probably trying to break Wario's fall, but it didn't go out far enough, Wario landed with a thud on the floor, looked around, and got up. And thus begins Wario's adventure.

Stay Tuned for:

Entry Passage Area: Hall of Hieroglyphs

(A/N: Just so you know, Every passage has 4 Areas before the boss except Entry Passage and Golden Pyramid)