Chipmunk diaries
Note to readers
I know someone else has a story about chipmunks diaries, (or at least I think) but I made these myself the title just might be the same.
Brittany's diary
Dear diary, I don't know why you need to know this, but it is, February 5, 2013.
My gym teacher is So like, mean! She told me to stop messin' with my nails, and get going on PUSH-UPS! So I did, and guess what? I BROKE A NAIL!
This is ALL her fault! Why do I, Me BRITTANY MILLER, have to do push-ups?! And guess what else else? She wrote me up in her STOO-PID book! And guess what else else else? We got our report cards today. And I had an "H" in gym! I think that stands for HORRIBLE! What did I do? Hey picking on my nails is what girls do (well, not MY nails)
Love, Brittany
Alvin's diary
Today, Brittany kept being nice to me, I don't know why. She keeps sending me notes, and one said: DON'T FORGET VALENTINES DAY YOU BUTT!"
Simon says she trying to ask me out, but it keeps saying "butt" I don't think so... plus don't ever eat ( Well you can't eat- you're a book!) Jeanettes cooking. I gagged on her macaroni. And I vomited up her cookies. Plus I flushed her chicken down the toilet. I don't think any one else like it.
Simon's diary
FEBRUARY 5, 2013
Dear diary, all of us chipmunks are laying on our beds, just writing in our diaries, on account of were grounded from the TV (thanks to Alvin) And it's raining. Plus I might ask miss- know-it-all (AKA Brittany) For advice how to tell Jeanette her cooking is- well- HORRIBLE! You see, every one at school ISN'T suppose to know who miss-know-it-all is but we do. And she hung boxes all around school for us to put notes in if we need advice. But I don't want her to know it's me- she might tell Jeanette..
Theodores diary
Dear dairy, I mean diary- ( Simon has me on a diet eating Dairy on account of I don't like vegetables)
Simon has me on a diet but SHHH- I have ( HAD) a do-nut and a bag of cheesballs hiden under my giant teddy, but Alvin ate the cheesballs, and Eleanore ate my do- nut. Am I spilling thing rong here? I sure hop not. Any way, Bye. By the way this is Theodore =)
PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO ADD CHAPTERS AND ACTUALLY WRITE THEM TO STORIES, BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO TO BED BUT, THIS IS NOT DONE. SO PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO ADD THINGS TO STORIES PLS! PLEASE!