Disclaimer: Aliens stole it

Disclaimer: Aliens stole it. There I was, standing in my backyard, when I was abducted and he at laser point for this disclaimer. However, I don't own NCIS

Spoilers: None yet, this is my first fic. You should probably look at LadyRynofSunnydale's life is good. That's my inspiration.

Summary: Just some stuff about Caitlin, daughter of TIVA. And her adventures in America after being in Israel for nearly 2 years. And how she gets arrested on her first day at an American junior high.

Rating: T

Caitlin

It was Caitlin's first time going under a metal detector. Although she had flown overseas many times, she had always gone through a gate. No-one had ever tried to take a weapon away from her before. No-one was ever dumb enough to ask why she always carried at least 2 knives. Her parents were Feds.

As Caitlin waited nervously in line to walk through a metal detector, she wondered what they might try to take away from her. Sooner than she had expected, it was Caitlin's turn to walk through the metal doorway. As she stepped through, it beeped loudly.

"Ok, kid. This way," a large security guard guided Caitlin to a small corner. A slightly smaller security guard came and frisked her. It didn't take him too long to find her Glock (thigh holster), a taser gun (other thigh) and the sharpened Swiss army knife concealed at her waist. The other security guards looked on in shock as the first, big guard took her to a small room and questioned her.

"Ok, little missy, what's your name?" asked the guard. As he spoke, his double chin wobbled grossly.

"Caitlin," said Caitlin, unsure if this guard would drag her to a police station and torture her for information. Probably not, as she wasn't carrying much.

"Got a last name?"

"Yes"

"What is it?"

"DiNozzo"

"Ok, Miss DiNozzo. Where did you get all these weapons?" inquired the guard, "and who were you planning to kill? You best be truthful, and we'll see what we can do about getting your sentence shortened."

"Where will you send me?" asked Caitlin, thinking of Gitmo, "and I wasn't planning to kill anyone!"

"Well, we would have to send you to Juvenile Detention, but just for a while. Say, where did you get all these weapons anyway?"

Evan though Juvenile Detention didn't sound too bad, Caitlin thought it best to play safe.

"I invoke my right to counsel. You can't ask me anymore questions until my legal guardian gets here."

"Legal guardian?" asked the guard, "where are your parents?"

"Israel"

"Fighting?"

"No, the get on well together"

"Well, we better go downtown now. C'mon kid, you're getting a free ride."