Excalibur
I thought he was cool at first. But then, all he did was talk…and talk…and talk…so this is my first SE fanfic, on request of the sakura trees. ^-^ although, not much of a story, it is something. ^-^
Excalibur, Excalibur
How I hate you so
Excalibur, Excalibur
I hate you so, that I kicked a picture of you
But accidently stubbed my toe.
You took advantage of poor Hero
Telling him to "Walk 3 steps behind"
Well you know where this shoe is gonna go?
It's gonna go up somewhere
And trust me, it won't be kind
You talk so much
That my head hurts
I fall asleep
During every single one of your appearances
Only to wake up
And find you still blabbing on
About something like 5-hour story time, or Hero's piercings
Excalibur, Excalibur
How I hate you so
Excalibur, Excalibur
I hate you so, that I kicked a picture of you
But accidently stubbed my toe.
Your 1,000 provisions
Are a bunch of crap
The only difference is that
Your 1,000 provisions
Match those
Of a gnat
I may sound like a troll
But truth is that I hate you with a passion
I am so glad that the anime gave you 23 minutes
'Cause the day I will like you
Is when I actually get into fashion
So Excalibur if you're reading this
Just letting you know
That stupid hat
And that staff
Drive me COCO!
Those poor fairies
That were having such a great time
The moment you came in
The had fled to hide
So as you can see
Anyone that reads this
I warned you well
When you pull out that damned 'sword'
That Excalibur will slowly kill you
First…
Starting from the head…
Excalibur, Excalibur
How I hate you so
Excalibur, Excalibur
I hate you so, that I kicked a picture of you
But accidently stubbed my toe.
Me: That's an inside look of every episode I watch with Excalibur in it. I swear, my face goes down like Black Star's everytime I meet him.
Excalibur: COME NOW STRAWBERRY, WE MUST DO 5-HOUR STORY TIME!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Excalibur: Ahahaha! Ahahahaha! Ahahahaha!
Me: I warned you all well…
Chow!
Strawberry ish out!