The Telltubby "Vroom?"
Disclaimer: Though people think I do(namely my friends), I don't own Edgar Allen Poe,
I don't own the Telltale Heart, and I DEFINITLEY do NOT own Teletubbies.
P.S.: Most of the story takes place in Po's mind.
(Start in Po's thoughts with eerie music.)
Po's thoughts: You could say I was mad. You could say I was insane, or crazy. But, instead you
called me idiotic and stupid. Yep, that pretty much hits the nail on the head. But here's the reason
I did it.
(Change to a sunny day, play happy music.)
NooNoo: Vroom Vroom!(Hey Po!)
Po: H-h-h-hello.{grr}
NooNoo: Vr Vroo Vroo Vr Vroom?(Want to come over for some lunch?)
Po: Shu-shu-shu-sure.
Po's thoughts & eerie music: The old vacuum was very nice, actually like a father to me. And I was like his daughter(Am I the only 1 that thinks Po's a girl?)
It was just that "vroom" sound that it called speech. I hated it. I had to end it.
(Later in the night...)
NooNoo: Vroo-Vroo!(Good night!)
Po: Good-night and good-bye.{I'm not leaving yet, but you are.}
Po's thoughts & eerie music: Every night, I'd go into his room, and lay near his bed, not sleeping.
In the morning, he'd wake up, and make us breakfast. Then we'd play golf, eat lunch, rid our bikes,
and eat dinner. Sometimes the neighbor, LaaLaa, would come over. After dinner, he'd go to bed.
But then, after staying with the old vacuum for 3 years, I decided to end his happiness on earth.
That night, on his 87th birthday, I took action. While he was asleep, I lifted my foot high above his eyes.
He woke up because I made some noise. He screamed. The vroom was louder than ever. I let my foot drop.
He was smashed into millions of pieces. I then burned his remains in the furnace.
The next morning, two police officers, Officer Dipsy and Officer Tinky Winky, came to the house.
[T.W. the gay cop: Are you theckthy? Offither Dipthy, I'm putting you under arreth for being THO theckthy!]
They said they recieved a call from LaaLaa, who heard a scream and things burning. I told them I had a nightmare
about something in the newspaper, screamed while waking up, and burned the paper. They asked where the old man was.
I told them he went away with a friend 2 days ago, and won't be back for 4 more days. I invited them in, I had nothing
to hide. While they were searching, I heard "vrooms." They kept getting louder, and louder, and louder.
I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at the the top of my lungs,"OKAY! I DID IT! I KILLED THE OLD VACUUM CLEANER!
AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Fade out, fade into mental hospital. Po told a bunny nurse everything that was in her thoughts.)
Po: And that's what happened.
Bunny Nurse: Okay, Ms. Po. I guess we have to put you to sleep.
Po: Goodbye.(Bunny Nurse leaves room, gas flows into room, Po dies.)
THE END
Well, how'd you like it? Crazy, hunh? Please review!
Disclaimer: Though people think I do(namely my friends), I don't own Edgar Allen Poe,
I don't own the Telltale Heart, and I DEFINITLEY do NOT own Teletubbies.
P.S.: Most of the story takes place in Po's mind.
(Start in Po's thoughts with eerie music.)
Po's thoughts: You could say I was mad. You could say I was insane, or crazy. But, instead you
called me idiotic and stupid. Yep, that pretty much hits the nail on the head. But here's the reason
I did it.
(Change to a sunny day, play happy music.)
NooNoo: Vroom Vroom!(Hey Po!)
Po: H-h-h-hello.{grr}
NooNoo: Vr Vroo Vroo Vr Vroom?(Want to come over for some lunch?)
Po: Shu-shu-shu-sure.
Po's thoughts & eerie music: The old vacuum was very nice, actually like a father to me. And I was like his daughter(Am I the only 1 that thinks Po's a girl?)
It was just that "vroom" sound that it called speech. I hated it. I had to end it.
(Later in the night...)
NooNoo: Vroo-Vroo!(Good night!)
Po: Good-night and good-bye.{I'm not leaving yet, but you are.}
Po's thoughts & eerie music: Every night, I'd go into his room, and lay near his bed, not sleeping.
In the morning, he'd wake up, and make us breakfast. Then we'd play golf, eat lunch, rid our bikes,
and eat dinner. Sometimes the neighbor, LaaLaa, would come over. After dinner, he'd go to bed.
But then, after staying with the old vacuum for 3 years, I decided to end his happiness on earth.
That night, on his 87th birthday, I took action. While he was asleep, I lifted my foot high above his eyes.
He woke up because I made some noise. He screamed. The vroom was louder than ever. I let my foot drop.
He was smashed into millions of pieces. I then burned his remains in the furnace.
The next morning, two police officers, Officer Dipsy and Officer Tinky Winky, came to the house.
[T.W. the gay cop: Are you theckthy? Offither Dipthy, I'm putting you under arreth for being THO theckthy!]
They said they recieved a call from LaaLaa, who heard a scream and things burning. I told them I had a nightmare
about something in the newspaper, screamed while waking up, and burned the paper. They asked where the old man was.
I told them he went away with a friend 2 days ago, and won't be back for 4 more days. I invited them in, I had nothing
to hide. While they were searching, I heard "vrooms." They kept getting louder, and louder, and louder.
I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at the the top of my lungs,"OKAY! I DID IT! I KILLED THE OLD VACUUM CLEANER!
AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Fade out, fade into mental hospital. Po told a bunny nurse everything that was in her thoughts.)
Po: And that's what happened.
Bunny Nurse: Okay, Ms. Po. I guess we have to put you to sleep.
Po: Goodbye.(Bunny Nurse leaves room, gas flows into room, Po dies.)
THE END
Well, how'd you like it? Crazy, hunh? Please review!