Okay, this is what I think of when I think of the Organization on a roadtrip. XD I cannot be sued for any brain damage that might result. Please note that this is not my main account. My main account is Ziro. Contact me there. :) You can probably guess who's talking by their dialogue. Most of the dialogue is made up of by Larxene, with the others thrown in every now and then.
A Trip?
"Demyx, sit down. Xaldi -- LARXENE! THAT WAS MY EYE!"
"So?"
"Larxene, please apologize to number eight."
"No."
"Do it."
"Your face."
"Quit acting immature."
"Your face is immature!"
"Nice comeback. I could never think of something as clever as that."
"Xemnas, can I spear one of them in the head?"
"No, Vexen, you may not."
"Argh..."
"Hey! Somebody turn on the radio!"
"No, Demyx. Remember last time?"
"Oh, right..."
"Exactly."
"Why couldn't I just stay a dusk?"
"I can grant that wish."
"Rhetorical question."
"Hey, pretty in pink!"
"Not pink. Fuchsia."
"No damn difference. Pink is pink is pink."
"Whatever, bug."
"Burn, dude, burn. You just got burned."
"Demyx, shut up."
"...Will you all just shut up?"
"So he can speak! Way to go, Zexy! I didn't think you had it in ya!"
"That's it; Xemnas, I'm walking. Pull over on side the road."
"No can do, number six. Have you seen gas prices these days?"
"For the love of all that is unholy in the World That Never Was, we're frickin' nobodies who kill people for telling us to pay, and you're worried about gas prices?"
"...Yes."
"Shoot me."
"That can be arranged, too!"
"Nobody asked you, pirate."
"Woah, man, not a pirate."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...I can make any word to sound like some sexual innuedo."
"I'm sure you can, Axel."
"Oh, c'mon! Try me!"
"Fine. Luxord, give me a word."
"Dice-- OH SHIT! No, wait, try sharp."
"My sceptre was as sharp as--"
"Okay, no need to elaborate, number eight."
"Saix, you suck."
Ten minutes later...
"I'm hungry."
"I'm thirsty."
"I'm tired."
"Nobodies don't get hungry, tired, or thirsty, number eight, nine, and thirteen."
"...When did Roxas get here?"
"Whaddya mean? I've been sittin' here munchin' on popcorn. Want some?"
"No thanks. Knowing you, you probably coated it in five tons of butter."
"Suit yourself."
"I'm fully dressed, mind you."
"Axel, you are so lame."
"That's not what your mom said last night."
"Seriously, that was beyond lame."
"Like your face!"
"Somebody throw him off the bus..."
"You didn't say the magic word..."
"Will somebody please throw him off the bus?"
"..."
"Number five, please tell me you didn't just throw number eight out the window."
"Okay, I didn't just throw number eight out the window."
"Shouldn't we turn around and go get him?"
"Nah."
Looking back at that, every single Organization XIII member said something. -double check- -nod- Well, it's past midnight right now. I'm headin' out.
-Tainted Lullaby/Ziro