Hello, folks, and we're back AGAIN with Raven from the Teen Titans.

Interviewer: So, Raven, how are you today?

Raven: About to fall asleep.

Interviewer: Why?

Raven: I stayed up all night…

Interviewer: … I know I'm starting to sound repetitive, but, why?

Raven: Because I didn't feel like sleep.

Interviewer: … Raven, I bet you're the only person in the world that could POSSIBLE not 'feel' like sleeping… without drinking coffee or playing massive amounts of video games.

Raven: Awesome… not really.

Interviewer: So, I've been writing a lot of fan fiction lately… and… I just went to supporting the BB/Terra pairing… to supported you and BB as a couple… Your thoughts are…?

Raven: Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but honestly, I don't care what couples in the series you support.

Raven: I'm just a deadbeat sarcastic 'goth' that is here just to give the series some unintended humor.

Raven: That was sarcasm, by the way.

Interviewer: Oh… you're so confusing.

Raven: Thanks?

Interviewer: Alrighty then… do you have any feelings for any of the Teen Titans? Robin, Beast Boy… hate to say it… but… Cyborg?

Raven: No, won't say, and no.

Interviewer: Ooooh, Raven, you won't say if you have any feelings for Beast Boy?

Raven: No, it's not that. I just know Robin is an absolute no, and I wouldn't be caught dead dating Cyborg.

Interviewer: Ouch.

Raven: What? Robin is with Starfire now.

Interviewer: No, I meant the part about Cyborg.

Raven: Oh, poor him.

Raven: .. Sarcasm.

Interviewer: So, Raven, how was your year?

Raven: Same as always.

Raven: Surfing websites, getting disturbed at Rob/Rae videos on YouTube and having biased arguments with the makers… listening to depressing music… and having to deal with Starfire bugging me about getting on all my Instant Messengers more often so she can introduce me to every one of her friends…

Raven: And she'll actually introduce me to them twice, forgetting I've even met them.

Interviewer: Really?

Raven: Right. She sent me a snapshot of her MSN buddy list.

Raven: She has 200 friends. I have less than 20.

Interviewer: Haha, that sounds accurate.

Raven: And she had 90 online that day… and 19 windows open at a time… and she was having active conversations with ALL of them.

Interviewer: Wow. How does she manage talking and listening to 19 people at once?

Raven: I have no clue.

Interviewer: Anyway… you don't like the Robin/Raven pairing?

Raven: I'm disgusted by it… but I still try to respect the opinions of those who support it…

Raven: Except for the retards that turn Robin and Starfire's kiss in the Tokyo movie into a Rob/Rae kiss as if it'll de-canonize them in an instant.

Interviewer: SPOILER! SPOILER!

Raven: What? If you want to talk about car parts, interview Cyborg.

Interviewer: No, not THAT spoiler. Do I seriously have to explain the concept of a 'movie spoiler' to you?

Raven: Oh. I forget, I must of needed to wave my arms like a retard and scream 'SPOILER' before saying that.

Raven: My bad.

Interviewer: Right. Oh, and lots of people insult the Teen Titans animated series for imitating Japanese Anime styles… what do you think?

Raven: I know this next thing I say is going to be contradiction at it's best… but I don't care.

Raven: Honestly, when I watch the episodes… every time a Japanese chibi thing or Anime-styled deformation of people comes in the middle of a serious scene… I wanted to throw up.

Raven: If the series is made in America, then why does it look like it just got shipped in a crate from Japan?

Raven: Oh, and I just realized… the 'vacation' takes place in Tokyo, Japan.

Raven: Maybe that's why the whole series was mixed with Anime… because cartoons never place themselves in Japan.

Interviewer: Wow, I never looked at it that way before.

Raven: … This is totally lame. I just said I was sickened by the art style of the most ACCURATE rendition of us.

Interviewer: Us?

Raven: Oops. I mean, THE TEEN TITANS.

Raven: 'Us' made a lot more sense.

Interviewer: Neither really did.

Raven: True. But… actually, I have another subject to get to. The 1950's comic books.

Raven: They put appeal over realness obviously… to make that cash.

Raven: Seriously… Robin is wearing green underwear over his black tights and looks like Dick Van Dyke… and his first name is 'Dick'… one of the most popular names of the 1950s.

Raven: Starfire is hopped up on alien steroids, has a past story that gives her two ex-husbands and a career as an 'alien supermodel', and looks like they turned her shirt into parachute straps.

Interviewer: Hahaha…

Raven: I look like that the comic book creators wanted to reach out to the ever-growing emo and gothic population… and at the same time show off the previously unnoticed sexism.

Interviewer: Whoa.

Raven: Beast Boy… again… looks like a Dick Van Dyke clone… with that square chin. And also the way they drew him… it looks like they got the idea for his appearance from the X-Men comics.

Interviewer: Oh. Hmm…

Raven: And Cyborg looks like an android version of Barry Bonds… on tons of steroids.

Interviewer: Heh…

Raven: And the storylines were formed as if they just put the next thing that came into their minds on paper as a storyboard, and somehow made it related.

Raven: Oh, and if they weren't trying to make Starfire the comic's 'sex symbol' enough with the stripper outfit and the huge long hair and the incredibly huge muscles… for a 'Teen' Titan, that is…

Raven: They made her name Koriand'r. And by the way… Coriander is a spice. A SPICE.

Raven: So basically they wanted her name to sound spicy.

Raven: I bet their version of Tamaran was full of huge muscle-filled women with incredibly small straps for clothing, and a huge utopia that could make the Jetsons feel out of date.

Interviewer: Ok, seriously… we're out of time. It's past midnight, Raven. Mr. Interviewer has to go to sleep.

Raven: Fine, I expected another interviewer soon… and for the sake of all the reader's sanities…

Raven: PUT THE NEXT ONE AS AN ADDITION CHAPTER. Okay?

Interviewer: Got it.

Raven: Good. Bye then.

Interviewer: Bye.

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Author's notes: Wow… I don't know if I had a conversation with the real Raven or not… BUT THAT WAS AWESOME!

And I'll take her advice… next interview is going to be Chapter 2… :)

C'ya next time , FOLKS! :D