AN: Fanks to mah aws8me peepz and da Loki fangurlz and Tim Hiddlestonez. Yallz rock! BOTDF is da colz.

My name is Skylar Window Bleu Skiez. I am wif da pozer 8vngrs and there pzer 8vngrs team. They have Throw's lil' brother Loki trapped in da cell now. My job is to look da best in mah blue bleu wavy long hair, riped, dark blue jeans, riped BOTDF t-shirt (AN: OMG Dahvie is like da waaaaaaaaaayyyy aws8medess and wickedlydess beast. Don't like? IDGAF faggat) and mah so pointy steel toed bootes. They picked my coolness to be thear negotiator since I know goffik faggats and I'm a demigod/ demon slayer so I can toast relate to Loki.

Throw brings me to da cage and their I see Loki, screaming like a little pussy about power or something.

"Let me out a here, da world is minez!" he screamed like a little girl that got punched in da cheek.

"I'm hear to help you goffik fagz so chill da fuck out." I reply calmly as I examine my nails. Midnight blue is manly as fuck. "If you don't listen to me then I'll do something horribla…I'm make BOTDF stop making ther music!"

"No!"

The continuez will CUM….

AN: Did you lik? PLZZZ lik, and no pozer flamers. Fanks yallz, Imma toast update if I get one good revoiw!