A/N- This is a little fic in honour of my fave actor Mike Myers winning the MTV Movie Award for Generation Contribution. What if he and Cameron Diaz were sucked into Shrek's world and they had to help Shrek and Fiona stop Charming?
Mike woke up in his place in Los Angeles. He'd been sleeping with his MTV movie award. He also had his friend Cameron for a sleep over. They were unaware that they'd be in a world different from theirs where True Love worked.
"I can get revenge on Shrek by sending these two mortals into our world and make them help me." Mike heard Charming say in his head. Suddenly they saw the windows burst over and a tornado blew in. It was pulling them in.
"Don't let go!" Mike yelled to Cameron as they were sucked in. The tornado then disappeared. In Duloc Shrek had just woken up. Mike and Cameron then landed outside the swamp. "I must be dreaming. We're outside the swamp." Mike told Cameron. "I don't think it's a dream. We're really here in Duloc!" she said helping him to his feet. She then touched the door. Fiona then came outside. She noticed both Mike and Cameron. "You're not from around here are you?" she asked them.
"No we're not Fiona." Cameron replied to her. "Come inside. My husband Shrek and I are happy to help you." she told them leading them inside. Shrek was with the babies when he and Mike's eyes met. "Who're you?" Shrek asked frightened. "I'm Mike Myers and this is my friend Cameron. I don't know how but we ended up here after being in a tornado." he explained to him. Shrek then joined Fiona outside. "Maybe Charming sent them here. We've gotta help them until they find their way home." Fiona said to him.
"Where can I get a drink?" Mike asked Fiona as she and Shrek came back into the house. "There's the Duloc Arms, that's the local bar but good luck going in there dressed like that." Shrek answered. Fiona then let Cameron wear her wedding dress while Shrek gave Mike the clothes he wore when he'd drank the Happily Ever After potion and turned into a human. "Thanks man." he said. "No problem. That's what friends are for." Shrek answered. Mike looked surprised. "You consider me a real friend? Normally people are always kissing my ass trying to be my friend but you're different." Mike replied.
Charming watched as he saw the male human stranger walk into the bar as he drank a Duloc Shooter. "Why did you send me and my friend to this world?" Mike asked him. "It's not important, okay? What's important is keeping on my good side." Charming told him. Mike then walked away and sat at a table on his own but then Shrek sat beside him avoiding the looks of hunters. Mike felt sorry for him. "Ignore them dude. They're just losers looking for yucks." he told him. "Yeah thanks Mike. What's your world like? You're probably not getting bothered by hunters." Shrek replied. Mike wanted to tell him but decided not to. He had a feeling that Shrek was depressed and wanted to escape.
"I don't think you'd fit in there. This is your home. What about Fiona and the babies?" he asked him. "I know but I'd take them with me." he answered sipping rum shots along with Mike. But then he fainted...