Sassy Gay Friend + Dean Part 1
Meet Dean from TV's Supernatural. He's about to return to Lisa, his old flame. This fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend.
Dean looked through the window at Lisa and Ben. They were sitting down to dinner. He laid one hand against the cold pane of the glass and prepared to knock on the door. He lifted his hand—
"What are you doing? What, what, what are you doing?!" shouted a guy in an orange scarf, jeans that show off his butt, and black midriff top as he ran across the street.
Techno music seemed to play out of nowhere.
"Dean Winchester, step away from that door" said SGF as he twisted his neck with attitude.
"Bu Sam's gone. I have nothing left."
"So you come back to this whore. This whore?", SGF threw his hands in the air. "This is Lisa. We're talking about, okay? Lisa. Of all the whores you've been with , she is the worst. If you're looking for where Sam got his herpes I'd be looking at her."
"I guess it's a pretty bad idea…", Dean trailed off.
"Dean she had a kid with a random biker. So instead of lowering yourself to this level you're going to go find your brother and start slutting around again."
SGF looked behind Dean and squealed "P.S. this is the best the Impala's ever looked."
"Really?", smiled Dean.
"Yes! Oh my god. I can't believe you were going to let it sit in this whore's garage!"
Dean made a 'I missed a bullet' face.
"Come on, let's get out of here, you stupid bitch", said SGF locking arms with Dean. "He's a stupid bitch", said SGF lovingly.