''Must...have...likes'' Blaine exclaimed as he scrolled through his Facebook feed. He read all statuses on Facebook, most of them were written by himself. He also stalked his ex-boyfriend Kurt Hummel three hours twice a day on the popular social network.
After he finished reading all the statuses written today, he scrolled up to write another status.
''If this get 2 likes I'll write something about you in the chat''
After only two minutes the two likes came. One was Will Schuester, and the other one was Ken Tenaka.
You see, Blaine have an addiction to getting likes on Facebook. Getting likes makes him feel strong, fierce and fearless. Like he could do anything in the world if he got likes. He watched as he led the arrow in the computer to the chat window.
''Will, you're fierce. I love your rapping. And that sexy ass''
Now he was done with Will. He clicked on Ken's name.
''Ken, you're so fabulous so you pulled a Jessica Simpson. You work those shorts like you can work me anytime''
When he was done, he decided to write a new status. Approximately, he made about 1450 statuses on Facebook everyday.
''If this gets 50 likes I'll post a picture of my new bag.''
He got more and more likes for each minute. Blaine couldn't resist this feeling of empowerment. This was his purpose in life, he thought.
''Kurt's so gonna take me back if I tell him I've gotten over 10 000 likes on Facebook.'' Blaine whispered softly to himself
He noticed his post had gotten over 500 notes, so he climbed out of his bed and reached for his new bag designed by Burburry. He took a quick snapshot of it and posted it on Facebook.
''If this gets 1000 likes I'll crack an egg on my head''
''If this gets 10000 likes I'll do the harlem shake''
''If this gets 50000 likes I'll post a video of myself peeing''
''If this gets 6704748495 likes I'll post a video of me stabbing myself''
Blaine's mum tells her son his facebook addiction has gotten out of control. That is why Blaine hates her. She doesn't understand his feelings when he gets a new like. One time, his mum brought home a therapist who could help Blaine with his feelings, but Blaine locked the door to his room and posted a Facebook status about it.
He's like the Taylor Swift of Facebook. If someone doesn't treat him right or follow his demands, he writes a Facebook status about it. And they get over 100 likes!
''My mum's addicted to helping people, and I'm addicted to getting likes on Facebook. Who has the better addiction?'' Blaine muttered to himself.