THE EVIL TOILET!
Starring: The Evil Toilet, The G-Boys, Demoness, Sara, Chelle, Lisha aka my mommy, Chelle, Cat, Lily, and many more friends!
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Disclaimer: Don't own, don't care, don't sue, and don't give a jolly-well- damn whether you like it or not!
A/N: the OOC's are some of my fanfiction friends! Enjoy!
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Sara: *knock knock*
Toilet: *opens lid* what?
Sara: How's the view down there? Sexy looking?
Toilet: *sweatdrops*
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Lily; *looks at toilet*
Toilet: um. . . hi
Lily: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoots it with a bazooka*
Toilet: X_X
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Kaynoah: *knock knock* How's the water?
Toilet: Not very fresh, it always has this weird smell. What is it? And sometimes lumps. The service is horrible an-
Kaynoah: Shut up you slow baka!
Toilet: but you asked.
Kaynoah: I don't care!
Toilet: Fine then! Be that Way!
Kaynoah: My tummy hurts! *pulls down pants and sits down*
Toilet: What! Noooo! ! ! !
Kaynoah: *takes a dunk and leaves with out a word or flushing the toilet*
Toilet: O_o
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Lisha: *knock knock* Hello
Toilet: Hello.
Lisha: . . . O_O
Toilet: . . .
Lisha: . . .
*silence*
*cricket sound*
Lisha: *walks away*
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Quatre: uh . . . I gotta go pee pee . . .
Toilet: Um . . . okay, go ahead.
Quatre: thanks
Toilet: For what?
Quatre: Aren't you gonna let me use you?
Toilet: Um . . . no?
Quatre: You're so mean! *tearful eyes*
Toilet: Yea, keep walking blondie!
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Chris: ::blink blink:: ::blink blink:: ........what the....
Toilet: hi
Chris: I need to pee
Toilet: O_O NO! ! ! ! *shuts lid*
Chris: *ready to burst* Come on man! I had, like a hundred Pepsi's!!!
Toilet: O_O NO! ! !
Chris: damnit! *run for life to find a toilet*
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Chelle: hn . . . something's wrong *steps into bathroom*
Toilet: *crying*
Chelle: What's wrong now?
Toilet: *sniffles* I'm still a virgin. No one will poop in me! *wail*
Chelle: o . . .k . . . O_o
Toilet: Will you help me?
Chelle: O_O *runs like all hell set loose*
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Lily; *looks at toilet*
Toilet: um. . . hi
Lily:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoots it with a bazooka*
Toilet : X_X
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Solo: *knock knock*
Toilet: Who's there?
Solo: Huh?
Toilet: Huh who?
Solo: O_O HUH?
Toilet: HUH WHO?
Solo: NO! *slaps lid shut* NO!
Toilet: Huh?
Solo: NO! Toilets can't talk!
Toilet: I CAN!
Solo: O_o *runs out of room*
Toilet: Yeah that's right. Jut keep on running. Your shit was nasty anyways. Why did I take this job? Why am I cursed like this? I don't even have a father . . .
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Wufei: INJUSTICE! THIS TOILET IS DIRTY! ! ! !
Toilet: That's because YOU never clean me!
Wufei: You're a big toilet. You can clean yourself!
Toilet: but I was never potty trained!
Wufei: Not my problem!
Toilet: . . . . you're so mean to me *cries pee*
Wufei: Awww, shit. Don't aim at me!
Toilet: XD
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Jenn: So. . I guess all your friends are a bunch of arsis? *laughs*
Toilet: No, I don't have any. I'm not clean because no one takes cares of me!!! They just use me and leave!! *tears*
Jenn: O_O
Toilet: Will you take care of me?
You: O_O *runs*
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Lucia: *pulls out Author Space shotgun and open fire* Drown in fire you sick john! *pumps it with lead*
Toilet: X_X
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Trowa: . . .
Toilet: . . .
Trowa: . . .
Toilet: BOO!
Trowa: eek! *shrieks and jumps up*
Toilet: *snickers*
Trowa: DON'T DO THAT! *tearful eyes*
Toilet: XP
Trowa: CATHY! ! ! ! THE TOILETS BEING MEAN TO ME! *cries and runs out of bathroom*
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NJ: *knock knock*
Toilet: hn.
NJ: toilet? *opens lid*
Tolet: *sighs* Go ahead. Do your suty.
(Half an hour later)
Toilet: Oh, I get it.
NJ: All I'm saying is that you shouldn't let people dump that shit on ya.
Toilet: Can I have an example?
NJ: *thinks* ok. Like me. Take some offense.
Toilet: Then get the fuck off me! *jumps*
NJ: *lands on the floor* But I'm not done.
Toilet: Too bad. Next!
*Outside*
Max: What happened?
NJ: My therapy backfired!
Max: Told ya bitch!
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Toilet: *mumbling* why do I have to eat all this poop and shit?
Cat: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Toilet: huh? What do you want you poop maker!
Cat: O_O
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Duo: *comes into bathroom*
Nee: *is evil toilet* Hey Suichi!
Duo: I'm not Suichi! Now let me use the potty! *sits on toilet*
Nee/Toilet: *bite Duo*
Duo: O_O YIPES!!! *runs away*
Nee/Toilet: muahahaha
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D: *comes into bathroom*
Toilet: Finally someone to talk to! ! ! So anyway, then Toiletta said . . .
*goes on and on and on and on*
D: Stop talking to me or eat shit.
Toilet: . . .
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Toilet: Hey baby, let me get some off that ass . . .
Duo: O_O *runs away crying*
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Drac: What the?
Toilet: *babbling*
Drac: O_O *burns the toilet to a crisp*
Toilet: X_X
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Toilet: Hi.
Nikki: Right, I must be high.
Toilet: Why?
Nikki: A toilet is talking to me.
Toilet: Never heard a toilet before?
Nikki: I'm leaving!
Toilet: Hold on, let me suck your butt-
Nikki: O_O WHAT?! BYE!
Toilet: The door is locked! It's just us.
Nikki: *pulls down skirt poops in toilet* Bye! *flushes toilet*
Toilet: Ahh! I ate shit! *starts backing up* I don't feel so good.
Nikki: You need some Draino
Toilet: I hate medicine.
Nikki: Looks like I got some in my purse. *brings out bottle, pours into toilet* There you go! Bye Now! *leaves*
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Tia: *comes up humming the tootsie roll pop song from the commercial and asks* Mr. Toilet, how many flushes does it take to make you over flow.
Toilet: *in an owly voice* Well, let's find out . . . *begins to flush itself* 1 . . .*flush* 2 . . .*flush* 3 . . .
*BAM*
Tia: O_O *looks at the exploded toilet and slowly walks away.
Toilet: X_X
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Toilet: Um, hi?
Kate: AHHHH! *runs away screaming about talking toilets*
*stops for a moment and then runs back with explosives stolen from Heero... (shifty eyes) or from Fei*
Toilet: O_O NANI!!!
Kate: *kills it*
Toilet: X_X
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Rebecca: THE TOILES ALIVE! ! !
Toilet: I'm coming to eat you?!
Rebecca: O_O *kicks toilet out of the window*
Toilet: Weeeeeeeee!!!!!
Rebecca: O_O I did not just see that . . .
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Heero: . . . *about to sit on toilet*
Toilet: Raise up scrawny boy
Heero: hn . . . what was that? *jiggles toilet handle*
Toilet: Oh, shit.
Heero: hn . . . o shit is right.
Toilet: Don't do that, I gotta go!
Heero: make me . . .
Toilet: -_____-; ; ;
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Holly: You're a smelly toilet!
Toilet: Hey, it's your shit!
Holly: Nu-uh. I've never pooped in you before.
Toilet: Well, I guess it's your friends then.
Holly: O_O
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So how was that? Did you like it? lol! Review if you want! I don't care! ^___________^
Starring: The Evil Toilet, The G-Boys, Demoness, Sara, Chelle, Lisha aka my mommy, Chelle, Cat, Lily, and many more friends!
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Disclaimer: Don't own, don't care, don't sue, and don't give a jolly-well- damn whether you like it or not!
A/N: the OOC's are some of my fanfiction friends! Enjoy!
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Sara: *knock knock*
Toilet: *opens lid* what?
Sara: How's the view down there? Sexy looking?
Toilet: *sweatdrops*
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Lily; *looks at toilet*
Toilet: um. . . hi
Lily: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoots it with a bazooka*
Toilet: X_X
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Kaynoah: *knock knock* How's the water?
Toilet: Not very fresh, it always has this weird smell. What is it? And sometimes lumps. The service is horrible an-
Kaynoah: Shut up you slow baka!
Toilet: but you asked.
Kaynoah: I don't care!
Toilet: Fine then! Be that Way!
Kaynoah: My tummy hurts! *pulls down pants and sits down*
Toilet: What! Noooo! ! ! !
Kaynoah: *takes a dunk and leaves with out a word or flushing the toilet*
Toilet: O_o
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Lisha: *knock knock* Hello
Toilet: Hello.
Lisha: . . . O_O
Toilet: . . .
Lisha: . . .
*silence*
*cricket sound*
Lisha: *walks away*
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Quatre: uh . . . I gotta go pee pee . . .
Toilet: Um . . . okay, go ahead.
Quatre: thanks
Toilet: For what?
Quatre: Aren't you gonna let me use you?
Toilet: Um . . . no?
Quatre: You're so mean! *tearful eyes*
Toilet: Yea, keep walking blondie!
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Chris: ::blink blink:: ::blink blink:: ........what the....
Toilet: hi
Chris: I need to pee
Toilet: O_O NO! ! ! ! *shuts lid*
Chris: *ready to burst* Come on man! I had, like a hundred Pepsi's!!!
Toilet: O_O NO! ! !
Chris: damnit! *run for life to find a toilet*
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Chelle: hn . . . something's wrong *steps into bathroom*
Toilet: *crying*
Chelle: What's wrong now?
Toilet: *sniffles* I'm still a virgin. No one will poop in me! *wail*
Chelle: o . . .k . . . O_o
Toilet: Will you help me?
Chelle: O_O *runs like all hell set loose*
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Lily; *looks at toilet*
Toilet: um. . . hi
Lily:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoots it with a bazooka*
Toilet : X_X
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Solo: *knock knock*
Toilet: Who's there?
Solo: Huh?
Toilet: Huh who?
Solo: O_O HUH?
Toilet: HUH WHO?
Solo: NO! *slaps lid shut* NO!
Toilet: Huh?
Solo: NO! Toilets can't talk!
Toilet: I CAN!
Solo: O_o *runs out of room*
Toilet: Yeah that's right. Jut keep on running. Your shit was nasty anyways. Why did I take this job? Why am I cursed like this? I don't even have a father . . .
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Wufei: INJUSTICE! THIS TOILET IS DIRTY! ! ! !
Toilet: That's because YOU never clean me!
Wufei: You're a big toilet. You can clean yourself!
Toilet: but I was never potty trained!
Wufei: Not my problem!
Toilet: . . . . you're so mean to me *cries pee*
Wufei: Awww, shit. Don't aim at me!
Toilet: XD
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Jenn: So. . I guess all your friends are a bunch of arsis? *laughs*
Toilet: No, I don't have any. I'm not clean because no one takes cares of me!!! They just use me and leave!! *tears*
Jenn: O_O
Toilet: Will you take care of me?
You: O_O *runs*
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Lucia: *pulls out Author Space shotgun and open fire* Drown in fire you sick john! *pumps it with lead*
Toilet: X_X
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Trowa: . . .
Toilet: . . .
Trowa: . . .
Toilet: BOO!
Trowa: eek! *shrieks and jumps up*
Toilet: *snickers*
Trowa: DON'T DO THAT! *tearful eyes*
Toilet: XP
Trowa: CATHY! ! ! ! THE TOILETS BEING MEAN TO ME! *cries and runs out of bathroom*
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NJ: *knock knock*
Toilet: hn.
NJ: toilet? *opens lid*
Tolet: *sighs* Go ahead. Do your suty.
(Half an hour later)
Toilet: Oh, I get it.
NJ: All I'm saying is that you shouldn't let people dump that shit on ya.
Toilet: Can I have an example?
NJ: *thinks* ok. Like me. Take some offense.
Toilet: Then get the fuck off me! *jumps*
NJ: *lands on the floor* But I'm not done.
Toilet: Too bad. Next!
*Outside*
Max: What happened?
NJ: My therapy backfired!
Max: Told ya bitch!
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Toilet: *mumbling* why do I have to eat all this poop and shit?
Cat: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Toilet: huh? What do you want you poop maker!
Cat: O_O
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Duo: *comes into bathroom*
Nee: *is evil toilet* Hey Suichi!
Duo: I'm not Suichi! Now let me use the potty! *sits on toilet*
Nee/Toilet: *bite Duo*
Duo: O_O YIPES!!! *runs away*
Nee/Toilet: muahahaha
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D: *comes into bathroom*
Toilet: Finally someone to talk to! ! ! So anyway, then Toiletta said . . .
*goes on and on and on and on*
D: Stop talking to me or eat shit.
Toilet: . . .
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Toilet: Hey baby, let me get some off that ass . . .
Duo: O_O *runs away crying*
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Drac: What the?
Toilet: *babbling*
Drac: O_O *burns the toilet to a crisp*
Toilet: X_X
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Toilet: Hi.
Nikki: Right, I must be high.
Toilet: Why?
Nikki: A toilet is talking to me.
Toilet: Never heard a toilet before?
Nikki: I'm leaving!
Toilet: Hold on, let me suck your butt-
Nikki: O_O WHAT?! BYE!
Toilet: The door is locked! It's just us.
Nikki: *pulls down skirt poops in toilet* Bye! *flushes toilet*
Toilet: Ahh! I ate shit! *starts backing up* I don't feel so good.
Nikki: You need some Draino
Toilet: I hate medicine.
Nikki: Looks like I got some in my purse. *brings out bottle, pours into toilet* There you go! Bye Now! *leaves*
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Tia: *comes up humming the tootsie roll pop song from the commercial and asks* Mr. Toilet, how many flushes does it take to make you over flow.
Toilet: *in an owly voice* Well, let's find out . . . *begins to flush itself* 1 . . .*flush* 2 . . .*flush* 3 . . .
*BAM*
Tia: O_O *looks at the exploded toilet and slowly walks away.
Toilet: X_X
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Toilet: Um, hi?
Kate: AHHHH! *runs away screaming about talking toilets*
*stops for a moment and then runs back with explosives stolen from Heero... (shifty eyes) or from Fei*
Toilet: O_O NANI!!!
Kate: *kills it*
Toilet: X_X
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Rebecca: THE TOILES ALIVE! ! !
Toilet: I'm coming to eat you?!
Rebecca: O_O *kicks toilet out of the window*
Toilet: Weeeeeeeee!!!!!
Rebecca: O_O I did not just see that . . .
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Heero: . . . *about to sit on toilet*
Toilet: Raise up scrawny boy
Heero: hn . . . what was that? *jiggles toilet handle*
Toilet: Oh, shit.
Heero: hn . . . o shit is right.
Toilet: Don't do that, I gotta go!
Heero: make me . . .
Toilet: -_____-; ; ;
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Holly: You're a smelly toilet!
Toilet: Hey, it's your shit!
Holly: Nu-uh. I've never pooped in you before.
Toilet: Well, I guess it's your friends then.
Holly: O_O
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So how was that? Did you like it? lol! Review if you want! I don't care! ^___________^