Eye Candy

LxAmethysttexLight! It's my first fanfic with really nice pairings! Of course I don't own Amethystte duh, she belongs to her own…dun, dun, DUN, Amethystte! They have the same name yet they are diff people! Well one's real and the other's an oc but, oh well!

Before I confuse you guys and myself I'm just gonna do the disclaimer and junk!

Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note.

Disclaimer: I don't own Amethystte.

Happy now? Such meanies…T.T

R&R Plzzzz! :) On with the show!

Amethystte's Point Of View

Being the niece of a butler who just-so happens to be the butler of the world's greatest detective is quite a title, seriously. I mean, Uncle Watari is pretty awesome considering he gets to travel around the world beside L. That, and he plays some hellishly pwnsome games at paintball and laser tag.

That aside though, I'm sooo happy that I'm going to be living in the same place as L Lawliet! I wonder what he looks like…haha, I really know how to celebrate my family's death, huh?

Yeah, they were coming home from dinner at a rich restaurant and a city bus kinda, uh, jackknifed them at a four-way intersection and the car then caught fire after the gas tank leaked and all.

I don't have all the details but, if they were anything like the way they usually are after an expensive night at an Italian restaurant, they were drunk.

Honestly, my mom could at least try and not drink enough wine to make a grape puke. Same goes for Daddy, too much alcohol and hell, I don't even know who he is.

Or should I rephrase that and say "who he was" since he is, after all, dead. I'm really not self-indulgent in the glory which is now the perfect opportunity to work alongside L, totally not the case!

Ugh, I never was a good liar either sooo, yeah…I thoroughly have no remorse for the assholes. Especially since they decided they could "take care" of me now after I was at Wammy's for basically my whole teenaged life!

Who the hell did they think they were anyways? I was sixteen, basically an adult when they came by the orphanage one day and just bluntly told Roger, "We are here to resume ourselves as Olivia's parents."

The bitches…Roger tried to talk them out of it, I'm sure! I didn't cause that much trouble when I was there did I?

That out of the way, yeah, I'm eighteen now but having lived the sheltered life which was staying at home emailing Sapphira, Mello, and Matt while continuously casting aside my education.

Now…when the hell is this plane supposed to land? I have to really pee and there's no way I'm going to get up and make a trip over to those little bathrooms to relieve my bladder.

I just crossed my legs and picked back up my magazine I had brought along with me. The headline of the Japanese-American news was 'Kira' of course. I know that L is trying his best but…I do admit I'm afraid for him.

Ever since I met him all those years ago with Franky at my side, he had been generous to me. Hell, I wasn't any brainiac like Near, Mello, or even Matt. Geez, I'm sure if Sapphira gave some effort she would surpass me intellectually!

That's a scary prospect but it's not out of reach considering she is an evil plotster who can basically behead someone with a platter of French fries, a nail file, and rubber band. That takes talent, I admit.

I must've read this damn paper seven times, memorizing each and every detail I could, trying to find some evidence I could present to L in hopes of him looking up to me more.

"Passengers, we are readying to descend into port. Gather your carry-ons as needed. Please stay seated until you are dismissed. Have a nice day." Well ain't that some superficial shit.

Why don't they wait and say 'Have a nice day' when they are dismissing us instead of now? Oh well…they are idiots, what can I say?

I grinned to myself, I hadn't spoken a word to anyone the entire flight. I knew I could make it.

I reached out for my lavender colored duffle bag I had brought along to carry my IPod, magazines, pillow, cover, and the rest of my old junk that I had scavenged from my old home that could fit into my neko graphic bag.

The rest had been packed up in the same suitcase I had used when being brought to Wammy's that first day. (A/N: Amethystte /the person/ has a fic called "First Day" which covers basically every thing I have about her background at Wammy's and it's really awesome sooo, this is like a continuation and it may be helpful to read hers before mine.)

By the time I had all of my things placed back into my Kawaii duffle, we had already landed and some of the impatient dummies who were clearly disobeying the stupid lady's instructions had already stood and made their way to the exit ramp.

I sighed and stood also, pausing to straighten out my neon yellow shirt that was signed by all my friends at Wammy's for my first year anniversary.

The scribble in blue paint marker was made out to be the name 'Sapphira' with the phrase 'Meh wuvvs chu, Ame-chan! :)' scrawled below covering my entire belly area. The blue-haired girl had been one of my very first true friends at the orphanage and my awkward roommate.

Then was the black marker with the name 'Mello' and 'FYI: Ugly Shirt' written down in large decent letters. The blonde made me roll my eyes at the very prospect of his words close to my left boob…the perverts.

I had no clue why they told me to put on the shirt before they signed it until then. I swear I was going to murder the bastard at the time.

In a silver paint pen was the small letters was 'Near' and 'Happy 1st year' with a little heart painted onto the end. Anyone could see that although Near was the smartest, he was definitely no Picasso. The glitter of his marker still sparkled from its spot on my hip where he wrote it.

Matt, being the retard follower of Mello had signed his name on my right boob, 'Matt' and a big blob of paint in the center of my breast area with a arrow leading to the words 'Push those buttons, XP' was a clear guy joke.

With theirs, Beyond's, and pretty much every other friend I had made including L's on my back, I had been really happy that they had actually put that much creativity into my gift.

I shook my head and the memory of that day and found that I was pretty much the only one left on the plane.

"I seriously need to quit zoning out like that…" I muttered to myself, causing a flight attendant who was searching the absent seats for leftover stuff people leave behind to raise her head and cock an eyebrow at me.

I just casted her an innocent 'I was not just talking to myself about my own bad habits on a plane'-look and started to take my leave.

Once off the plane I headed over to the rank to search for my luggage. I figured that by picking out my plain white suitcase that had numerous stickers stuck to it, it would stand out enough for finding it to be a little hassle situation. Haha, I was dead wrong…as always.

With me on my knees, I searched the lower racks first, cursing and glaring up at the people who kicked me or stepped on my outstretched legs.

I heard the clearing of a throat behind me and it was seemingly familiar.

"Uncle Watari!" I rejoiced as I spun around only to come face-to-face with an older man with a mustache, a college student-aged brunette, and L.

"Oh…I take it that you're not my uncle, hehe?" I asked sheepishly, my dark jeans un-crumpling themselves then re-crumpling as I shifted back and forth jittery. I really hate being the idiot who mistakes someone then have the people look at me oddly.

I straightened out my shirt self-consciously and stared downward at my purple high-top converse sneakers, my shoulder-length chocolate and purple streaked hair falling around me, covering my blush…or so I thought.

"Hello, Amethystte." L greeted me, knowing all to well that I wasn't going to apologize. I might have lost some of my teenaged confidence but that doesn't mean I outgrown my inconsiderate nature towards people.

"Hey, L…" I said kindly and gratefully. Considering the fact that regular people aren't supposed to be involved in the case let alone living in the task force hotel.

Then, to further my horrid observation skills, I saw that the old man had been holding my suitcase and even more so…why were L and that cute guy handcuffed together?

I must have been staring at the silver chains for some time because the brown headed kid snapped his fingers and looked at me, puzzled.

"Yeah, these are handcuffs…haha you look like you've never seen two guys handcuffed together." He said lightly chuckling at his own small joke.

Oh hell…I had watched enough yaoi in my life and seen pretty good uncensored amounts of guys with handcuffs together alright…

"Hehe, never in person and in public have I seen two men handcuffed is to be precise." I replied, hopefully the ogling dazed look on my face didn't show too much.

"Ah, I don't believe all of us have been introduced. Amethystte, this is Light and his father, Soichiro Yagami. Light, Mr. Yagami…this is Amethystte, she's Watari's niece as you might have heard." L smoothly introduced us, his thumb to his mouth.

I guess he's noticed I haven't changed too much since he last say me haha. Other than my now shorter trimmed hair and new purple highlight, I have only gotten wider in the chest and hips since the two years since he last saw me.

Although…that Light character is really looking good right now, dare I say better than L? I have to be going insane…

Light seemed to be becoming very awkward under my long contemplating look as he tried to scoot out of the radar known as my sight.

"Umm, you're staring at me uh, Amethystte…" He started, unsure if I was probably mental or with some disorder.

I just shook my head side to side and blinked several times, causing the three men to continue to watch me incredulously. If there ever was a time to be paranoia-induced, it was now.

In an airport.

In Japan.

With two hot guys.

And one's father.

Oh hell yeah, I was screwed all right. Hey, on the bright side I didn't run up to L and tackle him at first sight and make a scene.

"So, um, L…before the rain picks up any more, do you think we should start heading back to the limo?" Mr. Yagami stated lamely, bringing the rest of us back to reality.

Haha, I had been oblivious to the rain and I'm sure L just didn't say anything out of respect but Light, I don't really know. Maybe he's like a ducky and likes the rain! Hell if I know.

Ugh, my stupid overactive imagination….might as well get out of the rain since standing in the rain looks even more idiotic then everything else I've managed to do today.

"Yes, I do believe it's about time to be heading back to the base since this little distraction from the case is over."

What the hell! Since when was I a distraction from his case! Oh now he's asking for it…

"Why do you call me a distraction for L when it was your idea I come here in the first place?" I demanded with my hands on my hips and my mouth in a straight line.

"Well, Amethystte…Watari has really been busy lately attending to everyone and I feel that it was only necessary to hire some help, that's why you're here." …what the bloody hell is he implying?

The rain had indeed picked up, probably to spite us all considering my now bad, pissed off mood.

"Your point is?" I bluntly ordered while glaring hard at him, my deep coffee colored eyes narrowing hatefully at the insomniac man in front of me.

"You're going to be taking on the position of my maid."

Ah, shit. I'm not going to meet any requirements to be a maid and if he thinks just paying for me to travel here and giving me a place to live is enough to force me to do this then he's so damn confused.

"I came to Japan to live with my uncle. Don't twist around what you say to me, L. I never agreed to anything along the lines of maid, servant, slave, any of that sorry bullshit." I fired off, my face remaining in the snarly bitch contortion.

"Yet you don't need supervision because you are eighteen and it's not required. So, under these circumstances, you are now indebted to me." L retorted, a playful grin running across his pale face.

"I…want to talk to Uncle Watari immediately, this is crude and insane." And with that I stomped through the pouring rain, not having even the slightest damn clue as to where I was heading.

Over the sounds of the rain hitting the pavement, I could make out oncoming fast-paced steps that seemed to be approaching me.

'It's either Soichiro or Light…preferably the latter.' I thought to myself.

As if by a miracle I heard the college boy shout, "Are you mad!" And I felt warm arms wrap around my waist, pulling me closer to him.

He smelled…really nice to say the least. Haha, it was way worth getting my converses wet for!

"You really appeared to be lost, Amethystte." The silky voice of the black haired man said as he approached, carrying an umbrella above him.

I just gawked…they were still chained together. I immediately mentally face-palmed. Did I actually think he would unchain Light for the hell of it to track me down?

Nooo, L being his usual self chooses to run behind him holding an umbrella to find his old to-be successor wannabe with no potential whatsoever who was basically just some pitiful kid whose parents didn't want her and was dropped at Wammy's.

Wow, I have such an awesome background, don't you think so? Pathetic excuse actually…

"Let's talk about this later, ok?" Light said into my ear while holding me where I couldn't see L's perplexed face.

"…fine." I replied in defeat.

"Good, now let's go." The brunette stated warmly, clearly expressing his want to get out of the rain.

I sighed, tramping through all this rain for nothing…L still followed. How can I hate a man so much if I just saw him for the first time in two years like, thirty minutes ago!

I think I may be going bipolar…

"Ok, which way?" I asked, too lazy to try and analyze why I may be considered bipolar because I can leave that up to the doctors to decide. I'm sure L could afford to place me into some mental institution.

"Follow me, Amethystte! My hair's getting all wet!" Light ecstatically yay-ed to himself at my apparent surrender.

As Light gripped my wrist, moving quickly across the now abandoned parking lot, L right beside him, I knew that I was in for one hell of a new life…

So, this is chapter uno of probably three! Did chu guys luffle it? It had Ame-chan in it! X3 Haha, I told Amethystte that this story has a shitty first chapter so was I right? Haha, as an authoress, I have no confidence in my own abilities T.T Oh well! Hope you guys fave, subscribe, and review! I would be so happy if chu guys did!

~Goody

AKA Your worst nemesis O.O Jk! I huggles chu all and throw confetti around your heads! XD