So, I started reading some fanfictions and stumbled across fem!Izuku and some very…firey responses of Katsuki. Honestly, I like his character and I really want to make him seem like more of a rational being. In a sorta-crack fic! I'm not sure how this turned out. Anyway, there you go!
Disclaimer- If anyone thought I owned My Hero Academia, I'm gonna fucking slaughter them all. The characters! Ugh! Gotta hate and love them.
Katsuki could feel his rage building up as Deku kept telling him how she wanted to beat him. How she kept fucking ignoring what he was actually asking that fucking bast-bitch. She was a girl. A girl, a part of him echoed with disbelief.
He had known Deku for years. They had been friends. What. The. Fuck. Deku was a girl. And he-no, she had a quirk. He had known she didn't have a quirk. Had made certain by checking with the doctors. What the fuck was happening!
Deku slowly stood up with a bit of support from the wall and faced him defiantly. Again. He almost sighed inside. He had blown up half the side of the building and almost killed Deku. A part of him flinched at how close it was. He almost bit off his tongue trying to contain his rage. His anger wouldn't help him here at all.
"Why didn't you use your quirk?" Katsuki said with unnerving calmness.
"Kacchan?" Deku looked very confused and lost. How was she supposed to fight him if he was talking instead of fighting? Katsuki walked towards her and she took a fighting stance. She didn't know what he was planning. She had never seen him so calm. Specially in the middle of a fight.
"Is there something you're hiding from me?" He hovered over her intimidatingly, familiarly. She was very aware of how close he now was. She didn't even know when she had fallen out of her fighting stance. She looked up at his face and his burning determined eyes before looking down. "You're not fucking getting away from me unless you tell me." He took hold of her chin and pulled it up to face him. She was practically gaping at him at this point. (Actually, everyone was gaping at him at this point.)
"Kacchan...?" Before Katsuki snapped his hand behind Deku- Izuka- and knocked her out with a hit at the back of her neck. She just barely had time to widen her eyes and try to flinch away. He hoped he hadn't hit wrong. That would be painful for Deku to wake up from. His eyes categorized her injuries and burns. Noting critical or permanently damaging. He was glad he hadn't amped up the heat as he was planning to do. One hand supported her and he used his other to use the-
"WHAT'S THE STATUS!" He hid a wince.
"Shut the fuck up, you four eyed piece of shit. Got Deku, finish up at your end." It took a few minutes but the thing was finished and the Villains won, though no one seemed to care. They just gaped at him and Deku. He glared harder.
"I'm taking her to the creepy kiss hag." He walked away with Deku slung over his shoulder. They said something but he didn't hear anything. There was a long talk that he needed to have with his nerdy little Deku.