The Day of the Insane Toilet Paper Disclaimer: All of the characters belong to J.K.Rowling.

It was a rainy spring afternoon. Classes were canceled that day as a school treat. But for some reason, all the bathrooms were off limits. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were all bored, having finished all their homework. They did everything they could think of. Read, visited Hagrid, played chess and exploding snap, stuffed themselves like turkeys with food, and much, much more. They finally decided to go pay a visit to Myrtle. As they stepped inside the bathroom, a tangle of toilet paper flew at them, with Myrtle behind them, screaming. They quickly shut the door and ducked as another roll of toilet paper came streaming their way, aiming for their heads. "It's the Day of the Insane Toilet Paper." Myrtle told them, "There is one every 500 years. On May 5th. The teachers knew. That's why they banned the bathrooms for today." "Whoa. You mean there's a Insane Toilet Paper Day, and Fred and George don't know?" Harry grinned wickedly. Hermione smiled, flicked her wand, and produced a perfect case they could use for storing the toilet paper. The case was green. As soon as they strapped the toilet paper safely in, they bolted for the Gryffindor Common Room. Harry and Ron went to find George and Fred. As soon as the twins came, they set the toilet paper free. It streamed around the twins, wrapping them in toilet paper. Hermione, Ron, and Harry got a face full of toilet paper. For the rest of the day, they had to leave the toilet paper like that because for some reason, it had developed claws and moving them meant a really bad scratching on your skin. They had to miss dinner and when midnight came, all the toilet paper dropped off. All of them fell in fits of laughter and ripped the toilet paper apart, getting their revenge. Soon enough, they went to bed. And it was the end of the Day of the Insane Toilet Paper.