Well, here's an experimental fanfic. It'll give ya something to do at least. Everyone's personality has been changed to a cartoon character, and it's up to you to figure out which character he or she has become. And the cartoon characters could be anything from Sailor Moon to Captain Planet to Mojo Jojo. I'll give ya the answers in the next episode of this.
The sun rose over Balamb Garden, and not one person was up, except for Zell Dincht, who was in the cafeteria eating a plate filled with hotdogs. Rinoa's dog, Angelo was with him.
"Like, these hotdogs are the best, man!" He said to no one in particular. He gave a hotdog to Angelo, who began to eat it.
"It's a good thing there aren't any more spooky Sorceresses around anymore, right old pal?" Zell asked.
Angelo seemingly nodded, and continued to eat his hotdog.
Suddenly they heard footsteps.
"Zoinks!" Shouted Zell, while Angelo jumped into his arms.
"Relax, guys, it just me." Said Squall.
"Like, you gave us a pretty good scare, man!" Said Zell, putting Angelo down.
"Sorry." Said Squall. "Hey, have you seen Rinoa or Quistis around?"
"Like, not since yesterday, man." Said Zell.
All of a sudden, they heard more footsteps, this time approaching much faster.
"Zoinks!" Shouted Zell, again. He and Angelo dove underneath the table.
Squall turned around and saw Rinoa and Quistis running towards him.
"Squall!" They both shouted. "Squall, Squall, Squall!" They hugged him.
"Ahh! Girls! Let go!" Shouted Squall.
"You heard him!" Said Quistis. "Lets go!"
"I believe he was addressing you." Said Rinoa.
"You're just jealous Squall likes me better!" Said Quistis.
"What?!" Shouted Rinoa. "I'll have you know Squall and I were destined to be together!"
"Ha!" Said Quistis. "Just because you're a princess doesn't mean he has to like you!"
"Well that's something I would expect to hear from a space pirate!" Countered Rinoa.
Squall squirmed away. "Will you two stop it!"
"He's mine!" Shouted Rinoa.
"Mine!" Shouted Quistis, putting Rinoa in a headlock.
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Girls!" Shouted Squall. "GIRLS! STOP!"
Rinoa and Quistis looked up at him, with Rinoa still in a headlock.
Just then, Irvine walked in, carrying a jar with some gil in it with Seifer behind him.
"Hiya Squall!" Said Irvine. "Wanna have your fortune told? Only 25 gil!"
"Yeah sure." Said Squall, with Rinoa and Quistis behind him.
"This is great!" Irvine whispered to Seifer. "We'll get loads of jawbreakers in no time!"
"Oh, boy!" Said Seifer. "Jawbreakers for me!" He looked over to the table that Zell and Angelo were hiding, and saw the hotdogs.
"Oh, boy!" Said Seifer. "Hotdogs for me! I love hotdogs!" He walked up to the table and picked up the plate of hotdogs. He then ate all of them, including the plate. He looked under the table and saw Zell and Angelo still cowering.
"Hey, double-L!" He said. "Tables are for eating, not hiding, double-L!" And with that, he ate the table.
Meanwhile, Irvine waited while Squall put 25 gil into his money jar.
"Ok, here goes…" Said Irvine. He pretended to concentrate and mumbles some words.
"Squall…" Said Irvine. "You find out very soon that you will have been cheated by someone."
"That's all?" Said Squall.
"Yep." Said Irvine. "That's all. So, now I'll just be going now…Come on Seifer!"
"Oh, boy!" Said Seifer. "Jawbreakers for me!" The two ran out.
"Wait a second…" Said Squall. "Hey!"
Suddenly, Rinoa and Quistis hugged him again.
"Ahh!" Shouted Squall.
"He's mine!" Said Quistis.
"Mine!" Said Rinoa.
"Girls!" Squall shouted. He then ran out of the cafeteria, with Rinoa and Quistis right behind him.
"Wowzers!" Said Zell. "That sure was spooky! And our hotdogs are gone! Well, let's head back to my place, and we'll make us the biggest pizza we've ever had!"
Angelo barked in response and followed Zell out.