Again, with apologies to Dr. Seuss's ABC. I own nothing but my wacky brain. Blame my muse who said at 12:30 at night "Let's do this one!" Dr. Seuss is property of the Giesel estate. Sue and gang are property of Paxson/Pebblehut.

STFBEye ABCs according to Dr. Seuss

Large A, small a,

What to do with a?

Anytime, anywhere, all around.

A… a… A

-a-

Large B, small b,

What to do with b?

Bobby buggers Boston and baby blues, see?

-b-

Large C, small c,

What to do with c?

Catch a crook, cage criminals.

C… c… C

-c-

Large D, small d

Dimitrius, (handsome) dude,

Dotson, darling dish,

(Sue's) Dog is dashing, too.

-d-

ABCDE…e...e

Einstein

Excellence

Effort

e

e

E

-e-

Large F, small f,

F...f...F

Federal facts fill files fat, fat, fat

-f-

ABCDEFG

G'Day

Google

Gadgets

Gans gots guts…

G…g…G

-g-

Large H, small h,

Hoover

Harvard

Hockey

Hudson

Hey, hey, hey!

-h-

Large I, small i,

i…i…i

Informants are irritating.

('specially that Howie guy)…

-i-

Large J, small j, what to do with J?

Jack, jokes, jests

And jammers (for radios, I say)…

-j-

Large K, small k

Keyboard

Koala boy

Krispy Kreme

Kitchen

And a

Krazy stuffed toy…

-k-

Large L, small l

Levi loves life

Lucy, living,

Learning, loving,

Leland, and light…

-l-

Large M, small m

Muttering is manly Myles

About Manning

(The Aussie) mate

Not wearing Massachusetts styles…

-m-

Large N, small n, what to do with those?

Nifty, (g)narly neckties

New Englander

Nice nose…

-n-

O is very o-ish.

Most frequently heard to say:

"Oh what now, Howie?

We haven't got all day!"

-o-

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO…P

Pencils, pens and Pitts

Paper pushing phart

Provoking peaceful agents

To pulling him apart…

-p-

Large Q, small q,

What to do with Q?

Quickly, quietly,

Quite the sight,

Quantico qurew…

-q-

Large R, small r

Randy, rotten rat

Requires raw reports

In t-rip-li-cat(e)…

-r-

Large S, small s

Sue sees signs so quick

Surveyed a scene

In silence

She's a slick, quick chic…

-s-

T…T

t…t

What to do with T?

Tara teases Turtle boy

About Thomas, tee hee hee…

-t-

Large U, small u

What to do with U?

Unless uber-tech has ideas,

It's useless, hit undo…

-u-

Large V, small v

Violent, vicious acts?

Vengeance is mine,

Victorious facts…

-v-

W…w…W

Washington, DC

Williams wrangles rowdies

And watches web, you see…

-w-

X is a letter,

Stamp it on a box,

Ax it, fax it,

Send it to Fort Knox…

-x-

Large Y, small y

That is the question.

Y…y…Y

-y-

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and Z

Large Z, small z

What to do with Z?

Between cases, have some fun

And catch some zzzzzzzs…

This is a one shot. Hope you enjoyed my Seuss randomness...