Title: Not What you think, Or is it??
Author: queenie
Pairing: Wufei and Relena *wink*
Disclaimer: GW, and it's characters, are not mine it belongs to people that are far more talented than I
Warning: Um.. well.. you will see *smirks*
Authors Notes: This came about from a fic that I am writing that is going to be a Rx5.. now in the process of writing that I realized that I am writing kinda vague and decided to play off of it.. and thus this is what came about from it.. For those of you on Gw-romance this is not the Rx5 that I promised, but in fact just the beginning of this is waht is going to be in the Rx5. So don't be alarmed when I post the Rx5 and you see this beginning again. They will be totally different. Sorry if you get this more than once.. but I couldn't deny people of this fic.. I am sooo happy with it in all of it's silliness.
Not What You Think, Or it it???
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Relena didn't know what the big deal was. It was not like she wanted to know what the problem was, it was just that she didn't know Wufei felt that way.
"I want it, Relena, I want it bad," Wufei said almost pleading, "please give it to me, let me have this."
The more she thought about it them more she decided to do it. She loved him, she loved him so much and told him many times that she would do anything for him. She just never guessed that.
"Will you do it?" he said, watching her face as he held out the object for her to take.
"Yes.. but.. I am not suer what I should do?" Relena said, feeling a little embarrased. "It is not like I have done this before."
"That is ok, just stick in in me and start pumping," Wufei said, "and don't worry about the sloshing sounds, that is very normal in this sort of thing." Wufei then leaned over the sink in the bathroom, and watched Relena as she prepared for this task.
She rolled up her sleeves grabed ahold of the object and slowly eased it into the hole.
"OOhh.. yeah.. right there baby!!" Wufei moaned.
"Wufei please," Relena said sounding annoyed, "it is bad enough that I am plunging the toilet. But do you have to keep talking and moaning as if you WERE the toilet?" She said, as she smiled up at him.
"Oh.. I see, you don't think the toilet has feelings, you don't think it likes what you are doing.. I mean.. geez.. some people," he said in fake anger, then mockingly stormed out of the bathroom.
"But I am doing it right, aren't I??" Relena yelled out to her lover.
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THE END
Author: queenie
Pairing: Wufei and Relena *wink*
Disclaimer: GW, and it's characters, are not mine it belongs to people that are far more talented than I
Warning: Um.. well.. you will see *smirks*
Authors Notes: This came about from a fic that I am writing that is going to be a Rx5.. now in the process of writing that I realized that I am writing kinda vague and decided to play off of it.. and thus this is what came about from it.. For those of you on Gw-romance this is not the Rx5 that I promised, but in fact just the beginning of this is waht is going to be in the Rx5. So don't be alarmed when I post the Rx5 and you see this beginning again. They will be totally different. Sorry if you get this more than once.. but I couldn't deny people of this fic.. I am sooo happy with it in all of it's silliness.
Not What You Think, Or it it???
*******
Relena didn't know what the big deal was. It was not like she wanted to know what the problem was, it was just that she didn't know Wufei felt that way.
"I want it, Relena, I want it bad," Wufei said almost pleading, "please give it to me, let me have this."
The more she thought about it them more she decided to do it. She loved him, she loved him so much and told him many times that she would do anything for him. She just never guessed that.
"Will you do it?" he said, watching her face as he held out the object for her to take.
"Yes.. but.. I am not suer what I should do?" Relena said, feeling a little embarrased. "It is not like I have done this before."
"That is ok, just stick in in me and start pumping," Wufei said, "and don't worry about the sloshing sounds, that is very normal in this sort of thing." Wufei then leaned over the sink in the bathroom, and watched Relena as she prepared for this task.
She rolled up her sleeves grabed ahold of the object and slowly eased it into the hole.
"OOhh.. yeah.. right there baby!!" Wufei moaned.
"Wufei please," Relena said sounding annoyed, "it is bad enough that I am plunging the toilet. But do you have to keep talking and moaning as if you WERE the toilet?" She said, as she smiled up at him.
"Oh.. I see, you don't think the toilet has feelings, you don't think it likes what you are doing.. I mean.. geez.. some people," he said in fake anger, then mockingly stormed out of the bathroom.
"But I am doing it right, aren't I??" Relena yelled out to her lover.
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THE END