One Piece
Luffy: OF CAKE! *jumps onto Zoro's head*
Zoro: *throws Luffy into the ocean* What do you mean 'of cake'?
Nami: You know you have to go save him now.
Chopper: I'll do it!
Nami: . . .
Zoro: . . .
Sanji:: . . .
Usopp: . . .
Robin: . . .
Luffy: x_x
Zoro: Why does it always have to be me? *rolls his eyes*
Nami: because you two are shipped *pushes him into the water*
Sanji: But what about me and Zoro?
Nami: *glares at Sanji, and raises her fist menacingly*
Sanji: Or what about me and you Nami-san! *runs over, heart eyes popping out of his head*
Usopp: What's Zoro doing behind the ship? And where's Luffy?
Zoro: *looks around* Crap. I'm lost!
Luffy: *gets spit out of the ocean by a giant sea king* MEAT CAKES!
Zoro: *suddenly back on the ship* How'd I get here?
Luffy: *crashes into Zoro*
Usopp: ZoLu feels ;D
Sanji: ZoLu whats?
Robin: Feels. They're –
Nami: It doesn't matter. Where's Chopper?
Chopper: *sinking to the bottom of the ocean*
Nami: o_o
Zoro: o_o
Robin: o_o
Usopp: o_o
Sanji: o_o
Luffy: I want MEAT!
Chopper: *still drowning*
Chaka: Don't worry, I saved him *drops Chopper onto the deck of the Going Merry*
Zoro: Um . . . do we know who you are?
Chaka: I'm you-know-who.
Usopp:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *attempts to jump off the boat, trips and knocks himself out*
Chaka: Don't you remember me from Arabasta?
Luffy: It's the dog man.
Nami: Did you bring me my million beli? *smile connivingly*
Chaka: *blank stare*
Luffy: Chaka the Baka, Chaka the Baka *runs into a wall*
Nami: *puches Chaka, who falls off the boat* The captain's down, I'm in charge, FULL SPEED AHEAD!
*Going Merry mysteriously ends up in Navarone/G8/who cares*
Nami: What the HELL is this place!
Usopp: Let's GTFO
Commander Jonathan: Not on my watch!
Luffy: *mumbling as he sits up* Whose watch are we on?
Nami: We're not on a watch you idiot! *smacks Luffy in the head*
Jessica: You're not leaving until you eat the delicious meal I just prepared!
Sanji: A beautiful lady, and a cook . . . it was meant to be!
Commander Jonahan: That's my wife you pervert!
Sanji: *whispers to himself* not for long.
Robin: *creepily kills all the marines while no one is watching* I wonder who did that. What a cruel thing to do.
Chopper: *wakes up and witnesses Robin killing everyone, starts trembling* wtf
Zoro: Morning already?
Jessica: No! It's almost 9:00 and I just made dinner!
Commander Jonathan: 9:00, mwahahahahah!
Nami: *whispers to Robin* wtf, does he have some strange fetish with that time or something?
Robin: Oh sorry, were you talking to me? *snaps marines neck*
Zoro: Can we leave?
Sanji: Not before I kiss Jessica-swan!
*The Going Merry sails out of Navarone despite the fact that there isn't any water there any more*
Luffy: I see an island! See, right there!
Zoro: Oh yeah, *does a double-take* No you idiot! That's a marine ship!
Nami: Uh, guys get the, uh . . . sail thingy-s, NOW!
Usopp: ?
*The Merry takes off, completely avoiding the ship*
Luffy: Oi Zoro, that was a close one!
Smoker: Uh . . . yes it was.
Usopp: Zoro, you look a little old, and gray-green. Are you all right?
Zoro: I'm over – OH SHIT! Dad? What are you doing here?
Smoker: What . . . I need a reason to check in on my son?
Luffy: . . .
Robin: . . .
Sanji: . . .
Nami: . . .
Usopp: . . .
Chopper: . . .
Zoro: Akdhhueaoenngukuserdncjkads! YES!
Tashigi: Wait, Smoker . . . you're his dad?! *pukes into the ocean*
Chopper: Quick, quick call a doctor! *ignored*
Smoker: No Tashigi, I'm not really his dad.
Zoro: Wait, what?
Smoker: I'm actually you from a parallel universe, but when I came here I had to change my name, and Tashigi is actually –
Zoro: NOOOOO! Don't say it. She can't be. No way in HELL is she . . . no. Just no.
Smoker: No, I was just going to say her real name is Clom. I met her after I came here. She just didn't like the name Clom. And honestly . . . who would?
Nami: Wait, let me get this straight, no . . . nevermind, I don't wanna know.
Zoro: But, what about Kuina?
Smoker: Who?
Zoro: Kuina . . . the dojo, 2001 fights, lost every single one?
Smoker: Uh . . .
Zoro: *cloud of depression hangs over Zoro's head*
Luffy: Well, time to find someone else's ass to kick!
Tashigi: Smoker, um . . . where's our ship?
Smoker: Our ship . . . wait! We're shipped? EWWW!
Tashigi: *continues puking*
Chopper: We need a doctor! *continues to be ignored*
*strange whooshing sound, giant blue box appears on the deck*
The Doctor: Did someone call for a doctor?
Entire Crew: WTF!